Groundhog63

Probably so they have someone black to hockle on if none of the team's black player's Mams bump into them in the car park.

Dear Matt We tried to do the right thing and get a paper ticket from the box office even though, when he sells tickets on, that Wallsendmag just deletes the ticket from the app and sends the punter the email. Regards JP

The initial manifestation of The Club World Cup isn't about making huge profits. It's about putting in place, in the international public's consciousness, a World Club league. It's what Yank owners are after.

Simply beautiful

Why's Lewis Hall running about in his socks

Woke af in this billet, like. I've just been washing the dishes and I heard her shout from the living room "aaaah fuck off man, I'm not listening to that shit" Went in and she's turned Sky off 😂😂 Manure wankfest

New game of Last Man Standing started this weekend. £270 in the kitty 12 binned already, having picked Villa (6), Manure (5) and Fulham (1) 6 of us on tenterhooks for the Toon

Tavernier

Heard he reckons Forest would've won the league if it wasn't for those pesky kids

Darren Peacock

Turns out it was played yesterday but, today we watched the second half of The Carling Knockout Cup. South Africa's League Cup, I think. Anyways the underdogs won. Was an enjoyable watch. Magesi 2 - 1 Sundowns Mag easy, Sunderland down

Back watching it. Drury free

Chinese

I don't do drugs

Nah, sacked it off. I'm cooking scran anyway so left her watching Special Ops: Lioness (Yank garbage)

Just saying the same. He should just leave the commentary box, go down to the dugout and suck the cunt off. Switched off now, we're not listening to that shite.

Talking about updates, that BBC scores page is fucking tragic.

Bloke should've been sent off every game he's played against us. Gets away with murder, the dorty kernt

Which one are yee...

Quickest, and easiest, way to improve the match atmosphere is turn the East Stand around so they face the other way. Full of duds 😉

The question isn't "why shouldn't you have Yorkshire puddings in a Christmas Dinner" BUT "why tf DON'T you have pigs in blankets in every Sunday dinner.

Ditto

Fair doos. I'd go a few stuffing balls as well AND some sprouts done with butter and lardons. Nowt else tho but.

I'd eat a plate of them. Nowt else.