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Longstaff races into the box, pushes the ball into space. Defender shoulder charges him because he's got zero chance of getting the ball. Anywhere else on the pitch it's a foul. Just me? 😂

All day. Redknapp et al, straight after, trying to tell you that what you've seen with your own eyes isn't what you've seen 😂 Ball hits the red band on the sleeve. Hand fucking ball

I'm still puzzled why MgGinn AND White didn't get sent off for Villa/Arsenal Cleary and deliberately whacking the ball into an opponent. McGinn into Saliba and White into McGinn Not even talked about so, probs, just me 😂

As I say. Maybe because they had a quick look at the other angle and agreed it was a yellow. It was.

Goal....ball, clearly, hits the red line on the sleeve. "Handball" daft as it is. The ref gave it, VAR intervened, the ref didn't go and look. It's a mute point but, if he had, I doubt he would've awarded the goal. Joelinton.....looked horrendous from the 1st angle. Red all day. I think, at that very moment, someone blocks his view. Hence the yellow. Can VAR intervene reds/yellows? If so, the reverse angle shows Joelinton arm over the keepers neck but down his chest. Yellow.

That'll give them a boost 😂 Mind I could see a few of wor lot giving crack like that once they've downed keyboards

No idea why anyone's questioning their disallowed goal. Clearly hit the red line on his sleeve which, unless he'd rolled the cunt up to keep his tabs in, lies in the middle of his upper arm. VAR good Jamie Redknapp csn go and fuck himself Shit game. Everyone poor. Subs made a fist of it.Tripps should start. Hall should start. Tonali back

We watch shit loads of real crime, fly on the wall, documentary shit and Ring cameras catch more criminals than DNA 😂 Almost as good as mobile phone data. 😎

See the same crew bemoaning how "shit" we were against Southampton are saying we should annihilate Bournemouth. Weirdos

Aye, totally. Not overly one for wanting kids sent off but both players whacked the ball, at force, into oppos. Not a peep

Missed MotD post Villa/Arse but did they mention the McGinn/White incident. Just "a talking to" apparently but McGinn whacked the ball into Saliva and White whacked the subsequent rebound into McGinn. Imho 2 reds, no? At least fucking yellows, like.

Can't NOT admire this

Bench

Pope Tripps Schar Lascelles Hall Longstaff Willock Miley Joelinton Gordon Miggy So, Aye

Let them come up. Bring dorty Leeds and Boro with them. North Rules

Exactly. They were on fire. Makes it even more bizzare they've shipped Olise. Andersen and, possibly, Guehi

Burnley are abysmal here mind. Atrocious

They can't be that shite. They're minimising the efforts of a £35m world class winger there, like

Either that or boo our own.

This kid won the Balloon d'Or yet? * * inflated standard

Una manu Nulla manus Non dentes

I'm not altogether sure Clare's that good, tbf. Watched loads of Blunderland and, although he's a standout for them, he's a bit dancing pony for moi. £15m is canny.

Eddie wouldn't have played him anyway.

Largely what Tommy 5 Names patriot army were rioting against. 1 honky leaving and being replaced by brown and black folk. John Hall would agree. According to him only one of those players is proper English MakeNewcastleWhiteAgain