JeffJ

Knocked out by Troyes 4-4 on away goals if memory serves

These journalists are scrapping the bottom of the barrel. They will run any old shite. It’s incredible they are giving oxygen to these mysterious, world record jet owning, billionaire best mates of Obama. It’s the fucking dregs of a once noble profession and that’s been with Edwards on holiday in Womanchester for the week.

From Donnay to Donny - The Newcastle United Revolution.

Saudi regime and potential regeneration of SJP & Newcastle. ‘Architecture and Morality’, two subjects I’m sure we could discuss all night. Indeed, the lines are open if you want to call, make a comment on either architecture or morality, two equally hot but differently shaped potatoes. Chips, and… crinkle-cut chips.

They need to have a live broadcast when they pull down every Sports Fucking Direct sign inside SJP. It will be a beautiful symbolic day to strip those red and blue shit stains from the club.

What a fucking player. Remember seeing him play for Charlton up here the season before and he looked canny but nobody would have thought what kind of player he’d turn into. Down to KK’s genius, first to convince him to sign for us and not Boro who were in the Premier League and then convert him into one of the best central midfielders in the country in the space of 3 seasons. Loved watching those goals back. It was absolute carnage in the Gallowgate when he scored against Birmingham. We were 2-0 down and then scored twice in a few minutes to level it up, proper mental crowd surge, I ended up about 30 yards away from my dad when the celebrations calmed down. What a season that was man.

Practiced the David Platt volley against Belgium in 1990 with my mate all summer long, he was Gazza and I was Platt. Couldn’t get it down, skied loads over the bar and the few I got on target were shit. When we played a school match a few months later he clipped the ball into the box over my shoulder and I fucking nailed, flew past the keeper. We lost the game 7-2. We also used to try and recreate Alex Mathie’s mint goal from when beat Sheffield Wed 4-2 on our first ever Monday Night Football. With no success.

Just when I thought life couldn’t get more depressing. Wearing a mask and gloves ..... with Sam Allardyce.

Got a good feeling about Tomasson. Got his number on the back of my shirt.