JeffJ

West Ham looking good. Getting Noble out of the side and not playing 3 defensive midfielders has helped like.

Tactical genius to move him central and shift Fumaca out wide left.

How the fuck is Bardsley still a premier league player? Oh aye, he’s English, white and loves a fight. Dyche Army.

Under Rafa he was 4th choice, couldn’t be trusted, showed no signs of improvement when used and the manager wanted him gone. Under Bruce he’s got a new contract, plays every week, no pressure on him to improve and gets loads of days off.

Imagine how bad we’d be if Bruce wasn’t such a great man manager and motivator.

VAR can fuck off like. I’m not having that as a penalty, he’s got his back to the ball

I’m Kevin Brockman

Remember all the soft penalties Man Utd got last season man. And the previous 20 years. Fuck them. These things level themselves out Hope the VAR farce doesn’t distract from the hilarious shitshow Man Utd have plopped out here. Palace could have easily scored 5 or 6. McTominay was their best player man Looking forward to Neville having a post match meltdown about them not spending money again while mentioning Liverpool 20 times and giving his weetabix haired cheating cunt pal in the dugout a free ride.

Fucking hilarious

Retake Neville gonna have a stroke here

Palace should be burying these cunts. Some great chances wasted this half.

Is Jacobs the one who worked for Bein?

We must a fair few more outside the Premier League. Micky Quinn and John Gallacher in the 5-2 v Leeds

Definitely Mathie, that mint volley v Sheffield Wed.

Matty Cisse Sir Les

Another ‘We got our backsides kicked and rightly so’ moment for Steve. Many more to follow this season.

Been a good start, 7 minutes and McManaman hasn’t said Fletch yet.

Absolute knobhead, fantasist with a god complex ...... and David Icke

Knocked out by Troyes 4-4 on away goals if memory serves

These journalists are scrapping the bottom of the barrel. They will run any old shite. It’s incredible they are giving oxygen to these mysterious, world record jet owning, billionaire best mates of Obama. It’s the fucking dregs of a once noble profession and that’s been with Edwards on holiday in Womanchester for the week.

From Donnay to Donny - The Newcastle United Revolution.

Saudi regime and potential regeneration of SJP & Newcastle. ‘Architecture and Morality’, two subjects I’m sure we could discuss all night. Indeed, the lines are open if you want to call, make a comment on either architecture or morality, two equally hot but differently shaped potatoes. Chips, and… crinkle-cut chips.

They need to have a live broadcast when they pull down every Sports Fucking Direct sign inside SJP. It will be a beautiful symbolic day to strip those red and blue shit stains from the club.

What a fucking player. Remember seeing him play for Charlton up here the season before and he looked canny but nobody would have thought what kind of player he’d turn into. Down to KK’s genius, first to convince him to sign for us and not Boro who were in the Premier League and then convert him into one of the best central midfielders in the country in the space of 3 seasons. Loved watching those goals back. It was absolute carnage in the Gallowgate when he scored against Birmingham. We were 2-0 down and then scored twice in a few minutes to level it up, proper mental crowd surge, I ended up about 30 yards away from my dad when the celebrations calmed down. What a season that was man.

Practiced the David Platt volley against Belgium in 1990 with my mate all summer long, he was Gazza and I was Platt. Couldn’t get it down, skied loads over the bar and the few I got on target were shit. When we played a school match a few months later he clipped the ball into the box over my shoulder and I fucking nailed, flew past the keeper. We lost the game 7-2. We also used to try and recreate Alex Mathie’s mint goal from when beat Sheffield Wed 4-2 on our first ever Monday Night Football. With no success.