JeffJ

Great week. 6 points with minimum effort. Didn’t really have to get out of 1st gear to easily dispatch two of the desperately poor bottom feeding teams. Second half today was the easiest 45 minutes we’ve had all season. Didn’t have to break sweat to put them away. Seen Bromley and Wimbledon come up here and be more professional and organised than that Manchester United side. But it’s not all bad, at least the Durham Reds got to sing about Shearer for a bit and were home for 7pm. Big day out.

And …… Always look in the Stretford End for Mice, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

It’s sensational stuff. They’ve sold their soul for a few quid from the Mags. £500 a ticket is all it took.

We’ve deserved nothing but fuck me, shit like that is making the game unwatchable.

Ten Hag will be back at Ajax by Christmas. Maybe by this time next week.

Love it. No fear from Eddie’s Mags with a trip to the Megastore.

Best Man Utd away performance for a long time. £160m worth of players off the bench at 1-1 and they lose in that way. Feel for the Glazers after that.

That Onana is good with his feet mind.

They are the benchmark. Been given a football lesson at times. Apart from Rodri giving the ball away to Wilson, they’ve dealt with our press comfortably.

Imagine selling Fred, freezing out McTominay and somehow your midfield gets worse. Looks like Man Utd have had Steve Bruce take the preseason. They are so easy to play against. Major problems on the park and major problems off it. Still, at least they had a cracking xG in the first half.

Protect the brand.

Apparently VAR are being transparent this season so I’m sure we will be given a clear explanation and the audio will be released.

That’s a penalty all day.

Bit of a result for Man Utd, rather fortunate to only lose 1-0 and keep 11 men on the pitch. Shaw and Casemiro both should have seen 2nd yellows. Big clubs getting away with it again.

Spurs fans who made it to the 19th minute should just be grateful they were in the presence of greatness. The view they had for Willock’s pass. Lucky bastards.

What a sweet, sweet victory. Coming out of SJP in this fixture last season, remember the Spurs fans lauding it over us and ripping the piss that we were going down. Along with Levy being one of the main instigators in the efforts to stop our takeover, it’s a thing of absolute beauty to inflict that kind of complete annihilation to them. Life comes at you fast and Newcastle United have overtaken you even faster.

Arsenal using the dark arts to delay and put Salah off. Hate to see it.

Fuck me. Tyler is going to cry after that miss.

I’m sure the Massive Lads Fans will rally around Ekwah and not abuse him for giving away the penalty. Probably best to keep an eye on his letterbox and not invite his mother to any of their games just to be safe though.

Ban that marra

These days, if you say FTM, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Got McClaren written all over those subs. After 80 minutes of seeing his high level team bullied all over SJP, all that was left was asking for Shteve’s tactical input. Might of worked in the Dutch league. Surprising to see such a high level manager reduced to desperate measures.