JeffJ

Maybe telling the media that your players are shite and instead they should try to mirror their shambolic mess of a journeyman manager isn’t the best way to motivate the squad.

Good job he’s not lost the dressing room or we’d be in a right world of trouble.

Gan on Carra, now hockle at him!

Fuck off Neville. Get to fuck.

Look, you better watch out world, Snake Belly Steve is doing it his way now and make no mistake, he’s a very, very good, average manager who doesn’t walk away from challenges and doesn’t let the mass hysteria or criticism get to him at all. He’s not bothered by it, not at all. Lower than a snakes belly, skin like a rhino. Can imagine he’s got ‘Won’t Back Down’ by Tom Petty playing on loop in his head at 2am while reading everything written about him online.

I’ve had enough lads, you were s**** out there tonight. Enough is enough, we are doing it my way from now on. So you don’t have to come into training tomorrow if you don’t want to and we are stopping at Wetherby on the way home and everyone gets a large kebab with chips, no salad.

And now the end is near And so I face the final curtain

So who’s been in charge the last 18 months then? Steve the genius motivator and man manager. He’s repeatedly told everyone the players they aren’t good footballers who struggle to keep the ball and can’t compete, now he’s calling them s****. Awesome man management.

Not watched Sky Sports News in ages, when the fuck did they start giving air to these fans tv knackers? Or it just for the Liverpool & Man Utd hype?

His next gig will be hosting Man vs Food ...... "I'll never walk away from a challenge"

‘We were playing two false 10’s’ is brought to you from the man who ‘doesn’t really do tactics’. Incredible.

False 10 ;D ;D It’s not even a thing so let’s have two of them. Longstaff playing 5 yards in front of a back 5? That’s a false 10. Fraser playing 5 yards in front of a full back? You better believe that’s a false 10.

If they do decide to sack Bruce then I’m sure Charnley has the long shortlist of people who didn’t want the job before they got all the way down to Bruce at No13 so we’re in good hands.

Jack Cork, Ashley Westwood, Josh Brownhill, Dale Stephens. All dogshit players who Burnley would rather have than Jeff Hendrick.

Aye. We didn't even threaten their goal. Where they had easily the worst keeper in the league who was having problem with his vision for most of the second half.

More chance of him pegging it with the Rona than Ashley sacking him. We’d sell out of Covid No19 shirts if it happened.

Bet Bruce will be livid with this performance. Will have the players into training first thing Friday morning to show he’s really angry.

Last time I saw a Wilson this isolated I was watching Castaway.

Now it’s backs against the wall, lads. We might have to play defensive now.

Jamie Redknapp : 17:49 - “Bruce is doing a great job “ 17:51 - “I fancy sheff Utd tonight” 17:54 - “Newcastle are going to get dragged into a relegation fight” No wonder Louise left him like.

Even by Bruce’s standard this is a f***ing abortion. Can’t wait to be told we are ‘well drilled’ and ‘solid’ from commentators and pundits who think numbers back and no ambition passes for good defending.

Bruce was happy with us losing against City, Arsenal and Leicester. He’ll be fucking ecstatic with a 0-0 at Sheffield United.

I saw him in the summer walking along Gateshead Quayside wearing his NUFC tracksuit while eating an apple. I knew then we’d found Shola’s replacement.

Only running he did was first half when one of the Shitehouse Steve’s shouted ‘Go on Joe’ at him. Didn’t expect our record signing Brazilian forward to be a voice activated early version of a Boston Dynamics Robot.

The fucking confusion and panic on our players faces when we have a throw in is amazing.