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Its torture all this like. Its our first window of actually trying in the internet bullshitter age and its far more stressful than reading a few inches of made up claptrap in the Star waiting to get your haircut.

Cost anyone the league his not being suspended for it? Still think three is more than one myself.

Was coming out the Wimbledon match and heard someone say under the Leazes "Cantona's been sent off for kicking a phone" nice gag I thought. Or if he'd got just any ban at all for kicking Albert and stamping on Shearer and Beardsley in the same match we'd have been champions the next year. You'd think he played for Man United or something.

Not like Man United to burn money. They've already played us twice so enhancing our team to face their competitors would be in their best interests too. Must feel they've got that locked off, what with VAR and Fergie time.

To be fair we wasted time trying to get Salako, Jeffers and Zenden and ended up with Ginola, Bellamy and Robert

Don't put all your eggs in one basket especially when you've only got a month and its vital you have several baskets with eggs in them.

Not heard this one? David Kelly scored an own goal for Leicester to keep us from being relegated to the third. Kelly was playing for us and it was Walsh (Leicester legend) that scored the own goal + we'd have stayed up anyway. Lad I worked with, honestly a good bloke and reasonable believed this so you can imagine how many do, filmed goals on my phone to show him otherwise.

My interest is down to Deluded World of RTG. Seeing first hand their "Kelly deliberate own goal to keep yiz up" theories being formed and their origins is quite something. What in real life would just be a nutter talking b*llocks is gospel whilst without hard evidence any anecdotes about their being trouble at yet another of their games is met with spy-like suspicion.

Diego Carlos the f*cking Jackal the way it keeps changing.

Yes, its not like the backup options will be cheap and their clubs won't haggle so its worth thinking about adding the difference onto the initial target in one last stand first.

Predictably Lingard is 'bang average' now and yet it will be hysterical to them if this 'bang average' player goes somewhere else. Its not just that everything is bad re NUFC its got to be the biggest falsified drama they can possibly make of it. Like having the temerity to complain about a situation at Leeds is trying to appropriate Hillsborough, not boycotting and razing the club to the grounds makes us Islamists and Kelly scored a deliberate OG to keep us up (a wonder it was never picked up on by the media or anybody but them then) Some of them will be normal people in other walks of life and their brains just invert when it comes to anything NUFC like some sort of osmosis and makes it worse than the full-on psychos that post exclusively re NUFC.

Probably medically exempt, and fair enough as when was the last time he was healthy for any amount of time?

Well that must make Cambridge and Leeds, whom I've been reading unanimous praise for our fans from just now, are outliers in world football. What's the odds of that? Getting the two sets of fans in world football in 2week period that don't despise us? The irony of FTM from a bloke who literally is completely maniacally obsessed with TM. "Aye marra f**k that thing I'm constantly posting, tweeting and trolling about all day to the point I don't post about anything else"

They used to sing the Andy Cole song and tail off with "when he gets the ball he does f**k all, Andy Andy Cole" while he scored 41 goals that season. Would give them the benefit of the doubt that it was self-effacing banter, but, they've form.

Not just the badge, note the similarity of that strip to our 95-97 one that pre-dated it.

Me too. Was in the Mag I think in the summer of 95 which at least certainly pre-dated the mackems being known to sing it by half a season. At that time they'd just survived in the second tier and couldn't have known they'd do well that year. Remember the "Peter Reid's got a f**king monkey's heed" (still a favourite) being substituted to more saintly "Peter Reid's got a teletubbies heed" on occasion.

Speaking of which.... That's 'doing a Ginola' to me. When he was saw himself on the screen at Spurs that time. Still my life goal to be in that place.

Part of the problem is we've not had any players worthy of individual songs during the Ashley era and even those that were were ultimately futile because of their inevitable sales. Always remember Villa home in 93/94 when someone was down injured every player bar one (never remember who) got his own little ditty chanted as the player recieved treatment. Wouldn't know where to start now.

How's the salt did ye say?

Used to get in from school put ceefax (page302) & teletext (page140 iirc) on, read all the football stuff and try and freeze the clubcall headlines page/advert (went on and off quickly) to read to baloney headlines on that. Good to see the art of making up any old tosh for money are behind us and that i've grown out of obsessively looking for the latest transfer gen.

Aye the knee bone's connected to the thigh bone. If we can't get the central-defender or forwards were after midfield is the next best thing. A good defensive minded one can cover a multitude of sins at the back. To say nothing of the fact that if everybody was fit (Fernandez/Wilson) it would be our weakest part of the field. Think its the worst I've ever seen.

Thing for me is whilst logic suggests we'd come back up since we won that league that last three times we were in it, this is football and I'd far sooner not take the chance. It isn't a certain thing. Blackburn only scraped up by the skin of their teeth after throwing record sums of money at it and Derby did likewise and missed out.

Took 3posts on a completely unrelated topic for NUFC to pop up, saying there'd be a black and white meltdown if true. About what exactly?! Them being a feeder club? Are the f*cking nuts? I'd feel a bit sorry for them effectively losing their club for all intents and purposes but meltdown!? BTW does that ExileC*nt12 post about anything other than NUFC on twitter as well as RTG? Not on twitter but as far as I could scroll it was 100% NUFC. Don't answer it. Prefer to imagine people like that aren't out there. "Guardiola's interest in Johnson's coaching ideas,"

He'll get some Sevilla stick off their fans

Ginola was the last player I wanted to probe.