TwoForJoy

Not interested in the other stuff. Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 18th - 20th Top Goalscorer?: Schar Will Bruce still be manager at the end of the season?: Hopefully not Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Colback

Christ almighty

I'm not surprised with Saint-Maximin's end product.

Just watched a YouTube video of him. He looks like a show pony who'll beat a couple of men on the halfway line then run into a blind alley/lose the ball or produce a poor pass or cross. He won't last 5 mins under Bruce.

"He was not seen as a player who had the makings of a superstar player, but Hoffenheim saw him someone who they could make a profit out of in the future." Same again then.

Who had 20th July on the annual Andy Carroll sweepstake?

That's gonna leave some nice marks running down the wall over the black paint. "Mike Ashley Hates" across the top and it's finished.

I wonder if he's already boycotting like his mates or if he renewed his box. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/newcastle-united-legend-alan-shearer-9358151

More likely 'Sports Direct'.

Like putting lipstick on a pig.

Also, you should write back to the c***s telling them that if they email you again trading standards will be informed as you view them as masquarading as a football club. Everyone who's cancelled season tickets should put in a GDPR cleanse request so they have to delete all of your personal info.

Stop eating cheese before bedtime.

A quick Youtube scout of Joelinton and he reminds me of John Carew. Get in

Back to the days of being a stepping stone. He won't be here long if he's any good, the tracksuit tycoon will cash him in.

It could be people queuing up to cancel after hearing Bruce has resigned for all we know. Could also be the Bruce family.

13,413 unsold tickets according to this https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/07/revealed-how-many-newcastle-united-season-tickets-are-unsold-for-new-season-2019-20/

Please be outside Charnley's house.

Brannigans - Roast Beef & Mustard

Get the cabbages ready

Catts for me like.

We need to buy in 40 goals to stave off relegation. That won't come cheap.

Hmmm, The Sun 'takeover' story leaked a week after Rafa tells Ashley to stick his offer.

I wonder if they'll take Muto back in part-ex?

Guess which manager bought Nolan?

Next one out of the door? I don't think Ashley liked this song: "Chancel Mbemba, Gini Wijnaldum, Shelvey and Perez.......Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez.."