Facundo Ferreyra

Would love to see Rafa back at the club one day, not as manager but working in the background somewhere. Still gutted we never got to see what he could really do here with proper backing, and I hated that people accused him of leaving Newcastle to go to China for the money. He'd have stayed if Ashley wasn't such a greedy dickhead.

I had plans last night so wasn't able to go to the town moor, but had booked a haircut in for yesterday back in January so was in town anyway. I've genuinely never seen anyhting like it, Newcastle has a reputation for being a party city and I don't think it'll ever see a party this big ever again unless we win the Premier League. All these people claiming "It's just the Carabao Cup" can go fuck themselves - yesterday showed how much it meant to this city and this team. My haircut finished at 4 so I thought I wasn't going to be able to find a good spot to watch the parade from, but thought I'd head through Eldon Square up to Eldon Gardens and see if I could go down to the car park behind the multistorey and catch a glimpse of the bus from there. On my way I found a bunch of people huddled around a window on the bridge overlooking Percy Street and couldn't believe my luck - I'm tall as fuck so slotted in behind them and had a mint view - the bus went by directly below us! Long post, apologies. What a fucking day, man. The stuff dreams are made of.

"Jawdee spakka" jesus fucking Christ

Did you give it a look like this?

I've never known anything like it. Town was so busy the phone signal was absolutely fucked at times. Ridiculous

Great photo from William Osula's Instagram, and quite symbolic of how far we've come: What used to be up here shitting the place up, but has since been removed? This shite. Fuck you Mike Ashley you fat fraud cunt.

I'm sure I shot him in Goldeneye once.

Pretty good likeness, to be fair...

And the honours don't stop there!

Very appropriate that this was the first thing posted since I last looked at this thread.

Photo editing app on my phone crushed the life out of the text, but you get the idea

Is that really a red for Gordon? I've only seen a clip of it on the Livescore app, looked bad in slow motion but was it really intentional?

Really happy for him, hope he can build on his performance today. He's not played consistently enough to get back to the level he was at a few years ago.

We need to set our sights on finally signing Hamza Choudhury.