Facundo Ferreyra

Happy retirement, Spiderman

I'd say there's a reason the current crest has lasted for 33 years and counting while the others all lasted for less than a decade each.

Did he then threaten to slap the interviewer? If he didn't then I don't think he's cut out for this job.

Was that the "If Sammy scores, we're on the pitch" Darlo friendly where Sammy scored and people did indeed get on the pitch?

He's the complete opposite of the bacon muncher. He's not a fat lazy mess who lets players laze about doing fuck all training. Just for that I'm on board with his appointment. At least you know Howe will put effort in.

31. Set by Ivan Toney last season.

Aye. One of the few football media personalities who actually gets the club and its woes under Ashley. Seems to have a soft spot for us.

If I was him I'd tell them to fuck right off after they sacked him off a few months ago.

This c̶u̶n̶t̶ handsome fella signed yet?

I simply cannot understand how a professional football manager could come out with that absolute waffle. Did Arteta take some mind-bending drugs before that interview?

I hate to praise anyone who writes for the Daily Heil, but Hope has gone up in my estimations recently.

PM me babe xx

Do you have any idea when? Perhaps on the fifth day of the week, between 2 and 4pm?

S U C C E S S F U L L Y P E D D L E D

FUCKING GET IN

It's the Chronicle though, if they're saying it's not happening then it probably is.

If he turns up with a forklift truck we'll know he's gone as he'll be using it to remove his office fridge.

This useless sack of shit been booted yet?

This turd just won't flush.

Some thousandth game this, like. Surely this seals his fate.

I've no idea who this bloke is, but his tweets are always absolute gold.