Facundo Ferreyra

It's Sky Italia, it won't be.

"who are have been waiting" Can the Comical not afford proofreaders or can they simply not be arsed?

Proper happy with this. Great player, seems like a good bloke and clearly wants to be here. Excellent first signing of the Ashworth era!

I know this post is 4 and a half months old but every time I think about it I laugh

Shots on target? Salah's had one already

Any tips for the Champions League final? I have a load of free bets on Bet365 and no idea what to bet on

Harry Stinks

He did a fucking terrible job, what an absolute weapon.

Fuck sake Burnley

The new Messiah. Give him the keys to the city. What a fucking unbelievable job he's done. History maker.

World class and I still won't let anyone tell me any differently

World class and I won't let anyone tell me any differently

Love that he beat that whiney cunt Ralph Hassenhuttl

Is Beth just another one of Penn's accounts? Fucking misery.

I would very much like Eddie Howe to penetrate me deeply.

Class act!

Love Dan Burn already like.

Kieran Trippier makes me harder than any woman ever has or will.

I know it won't happen but I'd love it if we stumped up Diego Carlos' release clause today. He'd be here in a flash.

That line reading from Ryan Fraser at the start... Almost as bad as Michael Owen flying around Dubai in a chopper

One for the record books.