Armchair Pundit

Though I'd definitely prefer Everton to be amongst the relegated teams, they've deserved it for so long

Just makes a massive mockery of the 'Champions' League, they couldn't be further from Champions if they tried

I don't think Arsenal will lose mind, LiVARpool's gone on holiday since winning the league, at least that's what it looked like against Chelsea. I imagine the official's won't bother helping them as much now either, seeing as their job is done for the season.

Just a horrible thought, embarrassing for the Champions League, embarrassing for the Premier League

All the shit we read about Man Utd wanting Tonali, Man City wanting Bruno, Arsenal wanting Isak, Villa wanting Barnes - what fucking delusional world do these cretins live in? Why the fuck would we want to sell any of our better players, especially in areas that give us some real strength in depth? The mind boggles! Could see us selling Longstaff maybe, Wilson or Lacelles, but I just can't envisage any possible circumstance, especially with us being in better PSR shape currently, where we'd sell any of our better players.

I've got to admit, it bothers me less than I thought it would. Though that could all change if the new crest looks shit I suppose.

Wow, AI wins at this... not

Been a lot of this today

Been watching the whole match - hitting posts doesn't mean a thing, just that their strikers aren't as clinical as some depressives would have everyone believe. Our run's caught up on us a bit, fair, but Villa's not outclassed us by any means. They've had massive help from a homer of a ref, we've been given nothing, they've been sneaky and got rewards for it. Hey ho, we've been done today, we've not embarrassed ourselves though.

I disagree with this

We've not been as bad as the scoreline appears, Villa's been very lucky and had loads of help from a ref who ignores any fouls they've committed. Just one of those days.

More jam than Robinsons

Flukey wanker, peeling off like he'd scored a worldy

Love Barnes' direct style, running at defenders with his sort of finishing scares them sh*tless!

Would love to see them keep it up for Saturday, though it might be a big ask with the schedule as it is, reckon we're flying on adrenaline currently

Think I'd save Big Joe from getting a card in the second half, probably bring Miley on for some minutes

Love our Murph!

Seems to be more and more pneumonia and sepsis hitting younger people these days, regardless of working activity, fitness or anything else. My mother-in-law passed away from pneumonia at 72 last year out of the blue, she was reasonably average in terms of health, nothing untoward, hope Eddie gets well soon and the hospital treats it properly.

By his own rationale, Agbonlahor shouldn't be commenting on anything high level in football either then, the cock-waffle.

You fucking dancer, I'm off to the pub for a celebratory mixed grill and bottle of broon! Never thought I'd see it happen in my lifetime, I'm on cloud 9

Aye, I'm feeling the same

I don't get this thinking, with PSR hamstringing us I think it's pretty unreasonable to suggest there's any potential manager out there that could be doing much better than Eddie currently with the resources he has. https://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/tipped-to-brutally-sack-eddie-howe-by-pundit-despite-carabao-cup-run

Don't you worry, I'm sure they'll be diving as much as humanly possibly on Sunday, the cheating gypsy fucks

He'll be spitting

Hopefully, that's such a kick in the nuts to the pretender bastards, along with injuries to Alexander-Arnold and Konate, that it negatively affects them massively for Sunday's match. It's funny, they always go on about everyone hating them, but they bring it on themselves, every time.