Armchair Pundit

2pm announcement? Surely it'll be timed to an hour?

We had Wilder and Howe linked with us yesterday, today it's Conte and Zidane

Lol Wee club in the North West

Mike Ashley looking at buying the Mackems next

What was that about a clause in Rafa's Everton contract to rejoin as Newcastle manager should a new owner offer him the job?

I imagine there will suddenly be a massive waiting list on season tickets again at long last

You watch stable nuclear fussion be announced tomorrow, trashing the wealth of the Saudis

That's what I'm most looking forward to, actually craving the next game to arrive, enthusiasm driven by a club actually doing their utmost to win, to have ambition to be better!

Is definitely what this feels like if it happens

MandysBleachedWinker

Weirdly, I happened across this earlier which was something I'd not seen for a long time - it's an omen!!! Viva La Keegan

Be prepared for all out Nuclear war to start or and Alien invasion as soon as there's any announcement, we just don't get nice things happen, ever!!! I'm off to the shed to get my survivalist kit.

Just to cover all bases though, I've dropped my excessively out of date bottle of Broon Ale back in the fridge, just in case. (Incidentally, does anyone know if it goes off? I've had it on standby, in and out of the fridge, since Mike Ashley first claimed he was going to sell the club years ago).

I've said it before and I'll say it again, until there's a screenshot of Jimbo's tele I'm not believing it! I refuse to be sucked in yet again!

A million times better than Bruce

As soon as you look at facts like this then that should be enough for any sensible owner to promote action, jokes aside, surely logic must be used at this point???

Ah, sorry folks, looks like we're all wrong about Bruce, Noel Whelan said so...

Yep, I think relegation is nailed on this season. It's not like we've been losing to teams at the other end of the table and might pick up points from teams around us, we've been gubbed by fellow relegation candidates so I think it's safe to say the table doesn't lie. Ashley's gamble will backfire 100% if Bruce stays in charge, we may not even be salvageable come January at this rate.

For the record, she does have an excellent track record apparently...

And the Premier League 'declined to comment'... because they clearly have nothing to hide and think constantly blocking and delaying any chance of getting to a truth is a great look.

Well, we can all hope, it sounded like many positives for us and the PL made themselves out to be pantomine baddies. But in the grand scheme of things there will always be that horrible feeling of doubt we'll all probably feel, the potential doom brought about by something being rigged in the background, etc, the experience that many of us have of day to day injustices that are never punished or set straight for whatever reason. To me it sounded like we have a tremendous case with many reasonable points, fingers and everything else crossed something comes of it sooner rather than later.

Premier League in trying to delay the processes yet again shocker.

Urgh, back in to a private session again!

I can't believe how unprofessional Lewis is being allowed to behave in this hearing, it's disgusting.

Sneaky, obsequious bastard