Armchair Pundit

Outstanding cross and goal from Willock! Easily worth £30m!

Chris Waugh saying on Twitter that there's chants of "Premier League, your taking the piss!"

Sure he just got mixed up with Miggy and Ritchie

Their keeper's gloves are a bit weird looking, cracking save though.

I understand the state of the club all too well bud, but I don't really see the point in moaning about it while the takeover is being fought over and the season has essentially finished. Not really sure what losing would achieve in the grand scheme of things, everyone already knows Bruce is shite and Ashley isn't going to change his spots any time soon. I'd rather the players go out on a high in the last home game if the season really.

10 minutes? The negative Nellie's are out in force already!

Really? I'm really not fussed with bashing the club currently, the PL are the enemy of NUFC fans as things currently stand.

I'm not sure why anyone would think it'll be funny if we lose. Besides, Bruce will just blame the added pressure from the fans.

Any sign of any anti-Bruce chants? Hopefully folk will concentrate on anti-PL stuff instead.

You're Mort!!!

"Fizzing at the gash" Reminds me of my Roger's Profanisaurus

Arsenal being linked to Woodman again, I wonder if we could include him in a deal for Willock.

Let's face it, they've got away with it so far for the entirety of this season. You've got to wonder if it'll ever be sorted without someone appealing or it carrying on in another fashion, it's so fucking tedious supporting this zombie club right now and has been for ages. ... shit, just realised this is the positive thread

I guess there could be an argument to be had over clarification of what is a reasonable timescale to reject if someone flat out refuses to provide further information from the buying party, but then, does that lead to an argument over what is deemed as reasonable proof of the division between state and PIF?

This thread is actually cheering me up after all, I thought today was a loss

Out of curiosity, is there already precedence of the EPL letting sales go through under worse circumstances? I'm sure I read somewhere someone saying about Crystal Palace's owners not being divulged for example. I'm feeling a bit negative about it all today (hence I'm in this thread), I'm just fed up with it and my fear is that money and corruption in the PL reign supreme. What with the recent bullshit with the ESL and the those clubs involved still being bummed by the league and media, without any punishment given. Then the obvious concerns that people in power (judges, etc) being able to be bought for the right price, I'm not feeling optimistic at all. ... then again, it could be lack of sleep putting me on a downer.

Some weird posters in this thread sometimes... Anyway, why always with the damn extensions? FFS, like they don't have time to sort their shit out sooner. Amusing that the PL weren't allowed access to the evidence though, probably so they could make stuff disappear beforehand ?

Just another contract play probably

Strewth, are you lot still whittling on about this? In more important news (and likely to affect any possible takeover in a positive manner), looks like Fulham have blown it. Any further move for the club would most likely have been tied in quite close to us definitely staying up imo, happy days!

Fuck me this is tedious, not this thread, but the constant wanky bollocks about 'realism' and why we shouldn't have two threads, wah wah wah. Just get over it, fuck off to the standard thread with your 'realism', etc. I barely look at as many threads these days as I used to, but when I this is the thread I want to read. I don't care whether it's rumours by Paddy McGinty's fucking goat or some space cadet on Twitter, I don't want to hear or read about negative shit or why people don't think this takeover will happen. The takeover is my last bastion of hope for NUFC and this thread, on here, is my port of call to keep me thinking positive fucking thoughts about it. Now, I'm sure there will be a handful of cunts on here who find that hilarious to themselves or maybe even get some sad kick from pissing on the chips of people like me, but guess what, we exist and we don't give a flying fuck what you bellends think - other than derailing or generally causing annoyance in a thread which is clearly labelled. Fucksticks.

Man Utd's away kit today looked bloody awful! As is that Liverpuke one.

Fried gold