Armchair Pundit

What the bloody hell is Puke Edwards doing on the BBC commentary? It's bloody insulting that he's allowed anywhere near reporting on North East football, the guy is a fucking wind up, toxic prick.

Pulisic or Gallagher before 12pm? Come on.

I was still raging this morning and it wasn't made any better by the media love-in for Liverpuke. That said, it's in the past now, we know we deserved at least a point and that they had to rely on help from the ref to match us, So I've drawn a line under it for myself and moved on, the scouse scum aren't worth bothering my blood pressure about, they're a club/team of cheats and unprofessional wankers with victim complexes.

If we get Tielemans in then I'll be happy, it's a position we need to strengthen desperately and he seems like a nice enough lad, anyone else on top of that will be a bonus.

Need to bring in a cheap as fuck, end of career bastard from the lower league and give him a bonus if he comes on and breaks some legs of the scousers next time they visit our place, eight fucking minutes stoppage time indeed, the cunts.

It's scandalous but it happens in every single game, particularly those involving the Sky Six. The officials are a joke but there's nothing anyone can or will do about it.

Problem is, that three minutes of stoppage time should have been included in the overall five they got, the extra three minutes on top of that is just plain corruption.

Because Liverpuke hadn't score after the first five... fucking cheating cunts

And that's why I hate the gypsy thieving scouse cunts

The FA/Officials clearly have an total agenda against us, fucking sickening shit.

What a fucking scam that, 7 fucking minutes? Ref's corrupt, fucking cunts!

You fucking what

Fuck me, how biased are the officials?

Come on, fuck sake!!!

It's even better when you can hear their fans getting upset with it

There's a Liverpool fan in the background of the BBC commentary who sounds just like I imagine all the whinging scouse wankers to sound.

Bearing in mind our injuries I think we can be proud of the performance tonight, will be gutting if the scumbags fluke a winner now.

What a whingy bunch of bastards Liverpuke and their fans are. Where the fuck's five minutes come from?

A draw here, a draw against Man City, we're doing alright so far this season, maybe a similar level to the second half of last season.

So it turns out that I was right in my assumptions, can only think Isak's knee was off because heads and arms are fine according to the rule: "The law states that a player is in an offside position if any of their body parts, except the hands and arms, are in the opponents' half of the pitch, and closer to the opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent (the last opponent is usually, but not necessarily, the goalkeeper)" (Unless this has been changed recently)

In your opinion.

Come one Eddie, where's young Elliott?

I've imagined and I still disagree with it, should be solely based on feet.

I've never seen the advantage of a player's head/body being past the defender and then call it offside, feet I can understand, but not the head or body.