Armchair Pundit

Bruce really is utter, utter dogshit isn't he. I mean, if they want a bloke to peddle out the same old football cliches and patter day in, day out, he'd be perfect for a clueless pundit job. But as a manager he is utterly wank, I remember us jokingly calling him 'special agent Bruce' while at Sunderland, I never thought we'd get him at our place though, I can't fathom how anyone would look at his cv and think "I know, we'll get Bruce in as manager, he's got what it takes"

I know it's like most things in that they take as long as they take and a lot of the time that's fair enough, but I'd love to know what's actually causing the whole process that we find ourselves in to take so long. What does it take to get the main people involved around a table (albeit virtually) to get a resolution and the takeover sorted. What exactly are they waiting for? They've had months upon months and it just dribbles on while in the meantime the club goes further and further down the pan. With the people and amounts of money involved you'd think it could be prioritised to some degree, it's mental.

The thing is several of our players looks so much better under Rafa, mainly because he had them drilled and playing tactics suited to their abilities. You could put a root vegetable in the dugout that'd be as effective as Bruce.

Sean Dyche always makes me want to cough

According to the pundits you're a typically unrealistic Newcastle fan, Bruce is a master of keeping teams out and motivating players, he's done a great job, we shouldn't expect any more!

Why would anyone want to play for use tbh

Pffft, a yellow and no VAR

But but but... he's a really good manager you know, it wasn't his fault we went down to 10 men and the ref gave a soft pen

... or Mike Ashley tbh

Hahaha, before the match started we all knew deep down that if Sheffield Utd was going to get a win this season it would be against us

I'm not sure that was a pen really, but meh, does it matter?

I still haven't worked out how Brenda Fricker got the job as our manager...

Imagine paying compensation to a club to take Steve Bruce off their hands

k'in hell, 62% 38% possession to Sheffield Utd

Hahahahahahahaha, Redknapp saying that Sheffield looked awesome in the first half and like a team playing to get in to Europe... ... no Jamie, they've been playing against a Steve Bruce Newcastle side. Sheffield have been shit, we've just been shitter!

What a twat, Fraser looks like a prick as well.

What's he had to say? Only just switching on now Just the usual guff about Bruce doing a reasonable job and how he couldn't do any better with what he has, how we're no worse now than we were under Rafa.

I'm so fed up to the back teeth of bullshit pundits like Redknapp telling us we expect too much and that Bruce is doing at least as good a job as Rafa did with the players he has, it's utter bollocks! Boils my bastard piss!

Fuck off Redknapp you complete cock whistle

It's not even English at all though really. It's been written by a complete idiot and anyone with half a brain can see that as clear as day. Oh hello, here’s the Newcastle Online resident idiot. I think some people just want to see the world burn

Ffs, the fat headed dick-stain has only been back in the league five minutes and Sky are already adding him to their headline banner amongst managers of the bigger teams, it's these little things that tip me over the edge...

I think, I think I've had enough of discussing the club and bothering with it now. I'm done until a takeover happens, I'm just getting nothing from it anymore, I'm just no longer bothered or interested. I don't think it even had anything to do particularly with the last two matches, Bruce and his excuses are just the miniscule last thing that's tipped me over the edge, there's just no point to it. I'm done. ...of course, it could also be that post-Christmas despondency and Tier 4 settling in, but I've had enough of feeling like it already and being a supporter of a club that could and should be so much more isn't helping.

I just heard that, is this whole thing a running joke amongst the commentators that we don't know about? Fuck sake.

Block them I'd like to think they were on the wind-up but they're deadly serious! They are actually defending Bruce like he's doing a good job and getting a rough deal! It must be early onset dementia.