Kid Icarus

I was 11 years old, but I've still not experienced anything worse than Batty (76), Fenton (86), Fenton (89) Like having someone pour boiling water onto your brain.

Definitely, the talent is undeniable, I just didn't know whether (like Real Madrid) their talent dragged them to wins, or they were just always incredible. The Last Dance is possibly my favourite documentary of all time and I'm not even into basketball

Dying at that Sounds absolutely awful, but presumably they were deserved winners? That's the thing with this Real Madrid side, it's been years and years that they've won like this, without them deserving it, without them giving a shit. When they won in 2017 it was on the big screen at a festival I was at in Barcelona and it genuinely ruined the mood

Carvahal having 5 CLs is the perfect example of honours and stats not being everything

Yes I don't know anything beyond watching The Last Dance 5 times.

Is this what the Chicago Bulls were like, or were they actually good as well?

Leicester didn't resort to that until the end of the season. And they were Leicester Maybe I should revise it to "...(with that amount of talent)..."

I will never ever have any respect for teams (that aren't Newcastle) who win without dominating matches.

Tbf Dortmund were Real Madrid in the matches against us, especially at home. Gordon hit the bar from 16cm out.

Joselu looked like a scolded puppy when he was stepping up for that pen against Burnley. Cut to him chasing down Hummels like it's nowt in the Champions League final a few years later.

I never doubted him for a second

Aye it's the Ozil finish innit

I just hate them so so much. Everyone who rates them is a pure cunt.

Football's dead

As much as I despise them, no, Real Madrid are on another planet when it comes to spawniness.

This is the football equivalent of when Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Ritchie Valens died. No, I won't explain why.

Who could have foreseen this

Like you wouldn't be slagging him off if everyone was saying fair enough. I can read you like a book.

How many drinks have you had?

Rio reminds me of being embarrassed of my dad when I was a teenager, but he's only 5 years older than me.

Bellingham has been absolutely shite, so in true Real Madrid tradition I'm expecting him to score the winner

Dortmund are reminding me of us. This feels like what we'd be like, playing well, missing chances, eventually losing.

Gotta protect that brand

That's a foul everywhere except the penalty area

Who could have forseen such an unlikely situation