Kid Icarus

The leehhhhhhds

This guy did the soundtrack

Absolutely every fucker including me is going to be wearing that t-shirt and the trefoil top

Oh god it's the hickory dickory dowwwk Traitors soundtrack

Same. It's all the hype only to be served the most boring, unimaginative, cookie cutter thing you could come up with that's disappointing. adidas are supposed to be the best there is, with the best designers, but I've seen countless better designs on EA Kit Creator and 5 minute efforts from non-designers on here.

No Grealish is a strange one like. He hasn't been amazing this season but he's perfect for getting up the pitch and winning free kicks if you're under the cosh.

Can everyone please stop saying "it's not VAR, it's VAR", it makes no sense

That neck on the kit is horrendous like

Having that many clubs (so far) in breach of the rules along with the debacle of last season is just not sustainable like. It's going to crash at some point.

I seem to remember a lot of talk about 'muzzies'

The non-stripes are to meet UEFA regs and are designed well ahead of whether they know where a team has got into Europe. You'll notice that non-UEFA teams (eg Argentina) have stripes on the back

Fuck it, one more for the road. Maybe next year

Think I mentioned it before but my lass's dad's mate (anah) who's a Blackburn fan reckoned it was more or less an open secret that he was coming here.

Impressive and disappointing. I'd take a 240 x 240 image of it from 50 metres away

Wasn't skunkers full of racists? Admittedly I think the last time I went on there was like 2005 or something.

You've made a huge mistake here like. Where I work barely gives a shit about SEO for some mental reason and we no longer have an SEO specialist for me to ask my basic questions to. So congratulations and welcome aboard.

robots.txt and ordered h tags are basics even for the likes of me doing content so that seems like a few big oversites like. Aye, I was thinking it needs to have tons of photos for news and the squad so there's no way to optimise all that to the point of getting better performance.

Makes sense. We use ahrefs and silktide so it's a bit different. Might have a look in a bit because why the fuck not.

Sorry, it's a bit late for work talk like.

Ahh okay, I was thinking it was content SEO, so now I'm wondering how it's possible to score 100 technical SEO while not having 100 for all of the other 3 considering it relies on all of them.

Screenreader's not picking up any alt text for images either.

Thank fuck, I thought you were going to say '100 for SEO is easy' or something although I guess it is when Newcastle content writes itself. You sound like the UX lad I work with, it's class. Yeah, I noticed the accent colours being kind of pointless because of how little of it there is and the carousels felt like a barrier for scroll depth but the rest is all you White feels wrong as well tbh, photos will pop more but it feels a bit overbearing. I wonder how much of it was client decisions or cronyism.

Was gonna say that it's one of those shite on desktop but probably good on mobile sites, but I've just checked on mobile and all of the banners look really blown up

Fair enough. I knew they were only challenging the new rules, but I thought the repurcussions would go beyond that.

No, go on