Kid Icarus

Yeah, my post is alluding to that, Menace. Nothing will change.

If I see KaKa apologising for something small that most egos could handle then this really will be the most unexpected and terrifying transfer window of our lives.

What he's saying makes no sense in terms of cope like. Andy's right. Fak you need to delete your account.

...but he's literally downed tools. What are you on about?

This is the funniest post in all of this.

It was inevitable. Its why amongst all the other shitbag moves he's made, him training in Spain is nbd for me.

Come on, spill the beans.

Us not looking at CBs sounds basically impossible. Howe wouldn't do that.

Oh aye, Richard Hughes' mouthpiece saying Liverpool have nothing to do with the leaks. Presumably they had nothing to do with the "give us Isak or we'll sign Ekitike" leak either. Choke on the butter that wouldn't melt in your mouth, you cunts.

That seems really low

It's his agent I'm talking about, aye.

I get that like, but everything you hear about him sounds bad.

Can't say I blame the club on that one mind. A player who prefers Man United, has a complete prat of an agent, a big fee, is unproven in the PL, is replacing a brilliant striker, and doesn't look particularly mobile. I'm not sold on him in quite a few different ways like, red and Amber flags everywhere.

Fucking hell. The light at the end of our tunnel was an oncoming train.

Deep breaths

How in the flying fuck did he get that job man.

What I don't get is how they seem to get these players on 8 year contracts and still peddle them a year or two later

It was also denied to him by someone not at the club anymore.

Over Barca? I highly doubt it

We don't have a best side, it just depends who we're playing. Joelinton is perfect against a top side where we need to fuck them up in midfield, pretty redundant against a team where we're dominating possession. Paqueta is the perfect inverse of that. Not that I think we have the slightest chance of getting him even if we were in for him mind.

He did aye.

Wouldn't say that either tbh. Cole had Beardsley, Isak had Murphy.

Absolutely no chance.

Not to this extent. The reports of the way Cole, Carroll, Ba, Cabaye, Remy treated us were bad, but this is another level and he's another level of player to them too.

Lad at work had this delivered after a 2 month wait the day he was "exploring leaving"