Kid Icarus

Lads you need to see this goal man

Holy fuck. Goal of the Season from Kudus

Fulham 1 v 1 Man United Brentford 2 v 1 West Ham Burnley 0 v 1 Palace Everton 1 v 2 Brighton Man City 4 v 0 Bournemouth Sheff United 0 v 1 Wolves Newcastle 1 v 2 Arsenal Forest 1 v 2 Villa Luton 0 v 4 Liverpool Spurs 2 v 0 Chelsea

I really love the way a lot of our players play. In fact it would probably be quicker to tell you the players I don't rate really highly. But there's something extra special about Willock like. I can't quite put my finger on exactly what it is but from the moment I saw him I just had a gut feeling about him that's never gone away.

Reflecting on this now it was such a weird game like. You look at our line up, you see the result, and the natural reaction is to think 'wow, those Newcastle players must have played out of their skin and Man United must have had an off day', but the surreal thing about it is that it was more than anything, very easy for that team Eddie put out. He had them set up perfectly, Man United did play badly, but the players performed well within their ability and they were comfortable and in control without breaking a sweat. Livramento and Joelinton were probably our best players and didn't really need to put in anything beyond a 7/10 performance in the grand scheme of things. I could absolutely get used to matches like that like, but it sort of feels like I'm in a lucid dream tbh and our players played like they were as well, just floating about doing what they needed to do with no fuss.

I watched it last night and it was funny like. I thought it was canny funny when that bloke going on like a toddler stood up briefly and you could see his hoodie with 'man' on it. Thought the comedy timing on that while he was going on like a child was perfect.

Only to be expected when you suddenly find out at the end of your career that you're an unbelievably dirty cunt who's been protected by La Liga refs for years.

Does it every time there's a sniff of them pushing on. Dunno how much he did this year, but he massively did when they signed Ronaldo and Varane.

Potter going there would be incredible. If he was happy to go to Chelsea he'll go there.

I love how Man United being shit is still talked about like it's surprising among pundits and fan podcasters. They've been shit off and on for 10 years, even when they've succeeded in relative terms, they've never really looked good, their best periods have been as a counter attacking team. On - just enough for their fans and ex-players to get ahead of themselves and arrogantly hype up how good they are and how they're going to challenge Then off - to make all of that arrogance and hype come crashing down nothing short of hilarious until the next time it happens Man United are the Liverpool of the 90s. A team that the youngest generations will be wondering why anyone's talking about this much

Ooooh look at me, sitting at a PC. Pathetic

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJEabeJD/ @Mike How are you embedding tiktok posts my brethren?

Well if we're gonna do it, no one can say we did it the easy way.

I love how loved he is now. He's a really fucking good footballer like.

It honestly looked like we were playing 6 flying left wing backs in that first half

Dubravka: 7.5 (just for his kicking tbh, he had nothing to do) Livramento: 8.5 Krafth: 7 Dummett: 7 Hall: 7.5 Longstaff: 7 Joelinton: 7.5 Willock: 7.5 Almiron: 7.5 Gordon: 6.5 Ritchie: 6

Ah yes, I forgot Joelinton moved over

Still somehow manages to amaze me He's put out some dodgy looking line ups in the past and pulled off results, but that was his Citizen Kane. Taking such a threadbare, lopsided looking team featuring Ritchie, Dummett, Krafth, and Targett at LW to Old Trafford where, as bad as they might have been over the years, we've won once since Tony Green was playing and win 3 zip partly by playing lopsided ( ) is surreal. He's really good like, fucking hell. A reminder of the team he's just put out at Old Trafford.

He's not even streets won't forget level.

Furiously scribbling down some excuses

We're having fun

Oooof, a touch of fade on that and it's flying in.

One brilliant season at Chelsea under Tuchel that I'm starting to think was a fluke.

Neville just shouldn't be allowed on Man United matches. He can't hide how gutted he is when they get a hiding.