Kid Icarus

To see the Blaydon Races Ohhh me lads, ye should have seen us gannin, Gtrfyuorufnrscotsrehjusastheywerstan,altheladsanlatherteseeth

Such a cliché but imagine if you were told in September 2021 where we'd be in February 2023. Getting here is a speed run of what I didn't even imagine happening for another 3 years - no matter what happens today, remember that. What Eddie has already done shouldn't have even been possible, he's redefined everything

Paulie's record for bumping into people is unmatched like.

Paint watches Palace dry.

Aye Palace, I'm sure it'll work the 453rd time when Ayew crosses it to noone with 1 Palace player in the box

Yeah it's really annoying

Very similar to mine.

It's one of those Sopranos lines that lives in your mind for no real reason.

I like the one with some bits.

You gonna try fish and chips or anything else like ham and pease pudding stotties Mike? You should try and get down the coast if you can, get yourself some fish and chips from Longsands in Tynemouth. Stotties are only available in Greggs, get your ham and pease pudding from the Grainger Market, and make sure to use proper butter. I don't really like pease pudding personally, but it's a rite of passage. The other Geordie food worth trying is Singin' Hinnies (basically squashed and nicer fruit scones)

Got the match programme. There are Q&As with Luke Shaw and Joelinton. I love the difference in tone between these two answers

What are the cuffs like on it?

I (+3) will see yous there

That offside decision

There's been some nasty tackles in this like. I've seen reds given for Shaw, Lewa, and Garnacho's tackles

It's a 'you can't do that these days' pen.

Losing in the last minute of extra time

Nasty from Shaw

Barcelona wearing a kit directly inspired by me mam's setee.

Nothing. And I very much doubt they think he's complicit either. It's a PR stunt to raise public awareness.

You said he supports Eddie Howe 'being harassed', that he holds Howe responsible for what goes on in Saudi Arabia, and that he thinks Howe taking the job makes him complicit in what goes on there. None of which he's got anywhere close to even implying let alone saying.

His wife is a Newcastle fan as well

Fulham 1-1 Wolves Everton 1-1 Villa Leeds 2-1 Southampton Leicester 1-2 Arsenal West Ham 1 - 1 Forest Bournemouth 1-4 Man City (double) Palace 1-2 Liverpool Spurs 2-1 Chelsea Arsenal 2-0 Everton Liverpool 2-1 Wolves

Yeah, I'm really hoping that Dalot starts. I think Willock and Joelinton would work well against Wan Bissaka though.

Any suggestions for pubs in and around town that either have tickets, or aren't doing tickets and maybe won't be insanely busy/at least give a decent view of screens? Wanted to do The Ouseburn Gardens thinking it wasn't ticketed, only to find out that it is and that it's sold out.