Kid Icarus

Fucking come on!!!

GTFI!!

Can't wait for them to disallow this

Kane just casually pushing Burn out of play and the linesman just giving them a throw in. Unbelievable

Southampton's goal was quality like, fair play

The relegation battle seems high quality this year like. There's no obviously terrible team

I like that line up a lot. Normally when that happens we have a bad game so apologies in advance

It's a shame he's not playing because the way he'll be feeling right now, he'll be walking on sunshine and probably unstoppable. I reckon I could have put in a solid 7/10 performance playing for Newcastle in the few days after my daughter was born like.

It's not 1949 anymore Madras

Perfect result for us

McDominate at it again

Fred

It's been shite but I think we've repressed just how fucking awful most of the 'perfectly poised' Mourinho vs Ferguson matches were.

Aye, he looks like a cabbage patch kid

Chelsea have been woeful almost 100% of the time What a shame

Chelsea are leaving a crazy amount of space for some reason

It's such a shame that Dean Henderson's such a boob like, brilliant shot stopper.

Fuck me that's an unreal save

Just seen the score. Fucking hell

Love how they always present things like that as if doesn't already happen

I'm sure he'll play. Thinking back to my daughter being born, I was only allowed at the hospital for a few hours at a time in the first few days and didn't know what to do with myself.

The Spurs lad on Loaded reckons their results aren't telling the full story and they're not all that good. The main complaint seems to also be that they're really boring to watch.

Aye, that's unbelievably tame.

Michael Oliver's on a bad run at the moment. He was by far and away the best ref not that long ago.

Is it not because the second part of it will have been something like 'you shit scouse bastard' or something?