Kid Icarus

Very scrappy and loose from us and we looked knackered quite early. Probably our worst performance of the season for me, so well done to the lads for seeing it through. Hopefully we can recoup and get our energy back. Pope 7 Trippier 9 Schar 9 Botman 6 Burn 6 Joelinton 4 Willock 6 Longstaff 5.5 Bruno 6 Almiron 8 Wilson 8 Murphy 5

Howeh Joe!

How's everyone's Prime stream? Mine was fine last night, it's been terrible tonight.

Anthony has been doing that lean in and go down routine for as long as he's been a player, the awful little rat.

A half of 2 halves. Very sloppy then some lovely stuff that could have seen us 3 up. Joelinton, Longstaff, and Murphy all need to up their game in the second half.

We all love Targett, but you can't really argue when we literally have the best defence in the entire league. Can't believe I get to even say that let alone wonder why another defender isn't getting a game.

Yeah the level of confidence I have over this is making me nervous tbh. It's that Tobias Confidence Man 2 bit - "I'm ready"

Oof Collins

Scamp Up there with the Rascal as the most fitting name for a vehicle I've ever seen

It's canny funny what Neves said about us considering they're now arguably the most boring team in the division.

I know Brighton not winning is good for us but I can't help selfishly thinking of my predictions and FPL players

Ryan Fraser is 100% a Fiat 500

These sort of matches are horrible for either set of fans like, pure desperation. The Bournemouth match was like this.

Adama's always exciting like, always winds up the 'he's not a footballer' nonces as well

Sean Longstaff's a 1996 Nissan Almera. Again, I won't explain myself.

Yeah he's great, very authentic and likeable

Amazon Prime stumbling upon probably the best commentary team you could hope for, Jon Champion and Ally McCoist ?

We're going to allow rough tackles to improve the flow of the game, unless it results in a goal in which case it's a foul. Oh yeah and we'll also stop play when teams are on the attack to red card managers and just randomly when a player's down. And 5 minute VAR decisions. Whenever they give something they're always taking something away.

He's a 2019 Audi A3 Sportback of a defender IYAM. No, I won't explain myself.

On reflection, I deserve a Pride of Britain award for sitting through Wolves vs Forest.

GOOD!

He did though

It was both of them and I think he said the full weekend. Chapman mentioned that the Man City disallowed goal would have been disallowed for kicking the ball out of Allison's hands if it hadn't been for the shirt pull, so that would have one upped it if it had happened.

Don't think so like

Was actually quite surprised when I checked their record at SJP, they've won more (8) than we have (7)