Kid Icarus

Everything is terrible because we’re not up to the standards of competing with a club that spent £500m this year from a 10 mile head start and have 115 cheating charges, in our 361st game this season.

None of you ever learn, it's a waste of time. If/when he clicks you'll just carry on like nothing has happened.

Any advances on this? Let's see how far we can take it.

Pep has nigh on everyone's number

Straight at Ramsdale

Cheating cunts

Hold on Nick, it's your turn this week.

Hate these cheating cunts

Hopefully we can get 2 goals in quick succession. Can't see how else we do it.

Him figuring out how to outmuscle opposing players without it being a free kick will be the thing that unlocks him.

The treatment of Woltemade by refs is infuriating. Always the same, any 50/50 he loses is seen as fair game, any that he wins is a free kick. Fucking sick of it.

30 minutes of who we are when we're not knackered. 15 minutes of who we are when we are.

Complete bullshit as well.

Proper boiled frogs as well. Just 5 and 10% increases here and there but gradually rather than all at once. 10 years from now it'll be unaffordable for most people.

They certainly have a type

Having Porro as your captain when he's a proper hot head is mental.

Not a pen for me

Easily yeah. Only thing that comes close is Leeds or Leicester in terms of massive drop offs and they're still nowhere near.

Still would.

Gray strikes me as a Howe type

They're not even good enough to get into a position to be Spursy ffs

It really highlights how ridiculously good Kane was like.

Vicario is the Niles Crane of goalkeepers.

Hahahahahahaha, incredible. Wharton just playing percentage balls and every one coming off.

John Hammond is absolutely seething.