Kid Icarus

Love that clubs know to just double their valuation of a player when they get Man United on the phone. Proper putting themselves on mute so they can burst into laughter.

Liverpool's XG was 1.85 and Palace's was 1.05? That's the sort of thing that undermines XG massively. Zaha scored a one on one and missed an open goal, Liverpool scored a long ranger and that was pretty much it.

You could say that about loads and loads of players in the league like, I think that's part of why I think people go a bit overboard tbh, petulance is ubiquitous in the PL.

He's a bit of a whinge but I do think people go massively overboard with how bad for it he actually is. In interviews I've always quite liked him tbh.

As I was saying, he's fucking shite

Bang average players don't have stats like Zaha's. He's really good, people just don't like him so try and tell themselves he's not very good.

Gallowgate Shots' All With Smiling Faces is by far the best like, nothing's anywhere near being close.

Wew, lush goal

What an absolute doylum

His record looks poor until you notice how often he was a sub. His goal to minutes ratio was I think a goal every 1.6 games in real time last season. Watching his highlights, he looks silky like, loves a nutmeg.

Was thinking the same. It's gone a bit too far, Wilson was fouled like that a lot on Saturday.

Arnautovic and Shaqiri were class for them. Bojan should have been too. Sounds like they've gone downhill though, think they're now being linked with Ben Arfa and 56 year old Ricardo Queresma.

That's the one! Always thought it was weird he didn't play more, his record's decent on paper.

FWIW, I remember a few on here in January, including Stoke's hottest new scout, saying that we should have been in for João Pedro.

Who's the other Watford player who used to come on as a sub and played on the left? Had bleach blonde hair and IIRC scored a worldie on his debut.

Really? Surprised by that like, my manager reckons Watford fans all have Sarr on a level higher than anyone else in their squad by a mile.

I really don't think so like. He can easily play as an inverted RW and there are obviously countless examples of successful ones. Even then, our wingers often switch and Harrison is very good with both feet.

Probably not going to get a game in Raphina's best position like. We know how often it's been mentioned that Howe wants versatility as well. Either way I think he'd be a good fit imo, so it's a shame.

He's played RW/RM a lot too tbf, the thinking was that that's where Howe saw him playing, especially with him being strong with both feet.

That one really felt like a goer to me for a while. It doesn't at all now.

Sounds like a name you invent for your dog.

Chelsea were robbed by notorious tits Mike Dean and Anthony Taylor there like. What a shame