Kid Icarus

Nothing even wrong with what Ian said. You can watch Man United and come to the same conclusion you would watching Spurs - that despite their position and the wins on the board, they're not very good.

I'd take the point through gritted teeth if it was Pogba, Fernandes and Eriksen, but fucking Sabitzer and McTominay? How does he think we got to 3rd ffs? Funny that Neville was the first in a new breed of insightful pundits and he's ended up exactly like the old guard of Billy bullshitters.

Yes, I'm convinced he's my best friend

Yes

I agree, but I also just think that even at the level he's working with - 'on paper our players are better than yours' - is just lazy and wrong. Longstaff and Willock aren't just 'good lads', it's very easy to argue that they're better footballers than Sabitzer and McTominay and I'd be making that argument.

Carragher's a very good pundit like. And by that I mean he says the things that I say.

I feel like Carragher constantly clamps Neville like

"That shouldn't be happening" apparently. Laughable tbh, he clearly has no idea how good they are, Willock especially

Neville still hasn't watched us enough. The idea that Man United's midfield shouldn't have been overrun and outplayed by ours is laughable

I think Kane's had his window to move pass him by now tbh. Can't see him leaving

Has the same life coach as Dele Alli. Not even joking btw, Google it.

Spurs are truly the Niles Crane of football like

Great weekend. The only problem I've had this season is a personal one. My neighbour has legit Sky. So I hear him when we score, then see it about 20 seconds later. It's like someone nipping your knob 3 strides before spraying the back walls and then it just dribbling out.

Can't wait to see that fam tit having a toddler meltdown

True, can't really say Everton deserved 3 though.

3rd place solidified!

Will take that, probably the right result.

Spurs sitting back with a man advantage and a goal up sums them up this season

Aye nee worries Lloris, you just watch it go in

Fucking bargain mate

You'd think so, but Spurs are like some sort of dementor, sucking the life out of everyone they play

This team is about to go above us No arrogance about us either, they shouldn't be above Chelsea.

I watch loads like, but it seems like loads of people on here watch much more than me, getting to watch foreign matches mainly, so I was just wondering what your secrets were.

I think we'll know by the end of this month.

Relying on a sending off and a pen to beat third bottom Everton, and it happens or Kane bales them out, week after week. It can't keep happening