Kid Icarus

I can't wait for the Ando goal reaction compilation for this season. Nothing I love more than just hearing him laughing in the background when we score.

Honestly I love him. He's this era's Barry Venison, but better. What I'd give for him to be even 2 years younger. Up there with the best signings we've ever made.

Lampard setting up over two legs vs Real Madrid will be interesting

Feel bad for Fabianski like, I generally think he's been one of the most underrated 'keepers in Premier league history

I actually like Moyes for some reason, but creased at his reaction to Aguerd's mistake

I think saying that he's an Eddie Howe player is going to become a cliché, because he really really is.

It's Targett time now or very soon like. Burn has been brilliant and I don't want to change the back 4, but you can see how tired he is.

Class again. Impeccable is the word that comes to mind. He's fucking elite.

It's a real shame that Toney neither scored or got a yellow card tonight.

Remember when white socks used to mean bad performances?

Can't believe this is the same player I watched pre season like.

I mean, when I think about it, maybe I am gay.

I meant more this tbh. VAR checks regardless of whether the linesman puts their flag up, so it makes no sense to say that without VAR he wouldn't flag. I take your last point though, it happens to me sometimes as well

That's what she said

I get that West Ham started well David, but you were also 1 down after 5 minutes then 2 after 15, so not really mate.

Love that I still got a point for my 1-1 Newcastle West Ham prediction

Sorry Yorkie, none of this makes sense

10 games to go and not just 4th, but fucking 3rd in our hands, a game in hand, and a beastly goal difference Ridiculous, even if it doesn't end up happening.

I think it's fair enough here like

I celebrated until I saw the flag, exactly as I would have when that used to happen before VAR. Harsh to put anything on VAR when it came to our rescue like.

Him and his dad love Eddie Howe basically

Eh? It was VAR that gave it after the linesman flagged

Desperately needs a rest like, Jesus Absolutely blowing out of his arse from about 40 minutes. I know you shouldn't fiddle with a back 4, but surely Howe can trust Targett like, he's a really solid left back.

Both of our 5-1s this season have been weird like. What a succulent result Pope: 6 Trippier: 8.5 Schär: 7 Botman: 7 Burn: 4.5 Longstaff: 7 Bruno: 8 Joelinton: 8.5 Murphy: 7.5 Wilson: 8 ASM: 8 Gordon: 7.5 Isak: 8 Willock: 8

I've always thought Fabianski was really underrated. I wonder if he's this bad now.