Kid Icarus

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I just did a huge double take at that and thought I'd missed something big that happened. It was Arsenal, Villa were 15th. Great work btw

Weird that they specify this century rather than just the usual PL history.

It's a miracle he's made it this far tbh.

Has anyone told Eddie that he doesn't need to turn water into wine and that we can just buy wine?

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Outstanding opening gambit

He says a forward. About 14 mins in. Later he says Joelinton and ASM can play there as an alternative but it's not ideal so we need to bring someone in.

Howe literally said in the press conference when Wood was leaving that we need a replacement otherwise we'll be dangerously short up front

Providing they don't lose both games to Man City it'll take an apocalyptic fuck up to not win it now.

Hanging on? Arsenal and Newcastle had nigh on identical xGs Gary, you know nowt

That makes little sense. We've only just signed Bruno, Botman, Isak, Pope. That's 4 already

Wtf are you on about?

Send Arteta off man. Beyond a fucking joke now

Ramsdale's not my type of keeper at all like, don't rate him.

Yeah, very hard to know when to know Howe's being honest or playing a game/being coy though.

What a fucking goal

Goes on like he was working down the mines during his career

Aye Roy, we know it's his job, it's all of their jobs, including the players on the opposing team you tiresome cunt.

Wondering more about where our Wood replacement is tbh. I had thought it would be a case of following up with someone incoming straight away

Fucking clown

Never thought of Leicester as our best atmosphere like. Cup matches are rarely as good. Could name a handful that were all noticeably better.

Lovely stuff. Hope the match stays at this level

Great strike

Diving rat