Kid Icarus

Fraser was quality under Howe last season. I think most had him starting on the right ahead of both Miggy and Murphy before pre-season.

Maybe if we'd signed Yorke instead of Ferdinand, I can't imagine Ferdinand and Cole playing together.

£45m

I can't help but love how completely uncompromising Bielsa is.

Signings have a bizarre hold over me like. Dunno if anyone else is the same, but I don't really rate him, dislike him because he's a diver, don't like that he's missed training, and would rather we went for Maddison. Yet because it's got to this stage, I'm impatiently refreshing and waiting for him to sign.

I think they'll stay up pretty comfortably now like

Is that the one where he says they were the only ones working during lockdown and holding the country together?

Aye and more famously one of them fingered a teenager, then the club continued playing him and many of their fans tried to say "she knew what she was doing"

FYI

Very unreliable source like

On the quayside he had people telling him he was shit apparently

Similar to TalkSport Twitter (reliable) vs TalkSport Radio (horse shit) the Daily Heil's sport's reporting isn't that terrible. At least not in comparison to everything else they publish anyway.

When people say that scoring is the hardest thing to do in football. I feel like it's one of those things that people just say because they've heard other people say it. Just off the top of my head, scoring isn't anywhere near as hard as dribbling past good defenders, losing a marker, positional sense, consistently winning headers, decision making, timing, tons of different tricks, or playing in goal. Dunno where this idea that scoring is hard let alone the hardest thing to do comes from like, it's canny easy.

We actually bid on Maddison tbf , we were never after Paqueta.

Best reference to The Office this forum has ever had.

It's like I always say, forget but never forgive.

Man United's supposed away kit leak is...interesting

It is the best save as well, I don't have to pretend like with Dan Burn being player of the month

All things being well it sticks out as a potential problem like, but I think when you're in a relegation battle it doesn't really matter, it's horses for courses. The stars aligned for us to get Howe like. There are alternate universes out there with us under Rafa or Emery where the main battle on N-O is between the people who are bored and impatient and the people who are bored and patient.

No because us getting him at all in the first place hinged pretty heavily on him being like that

I'm finding the blindness to Schar increasingly bizarre like. Every other player gets the plaudits from the pundits and rightly so, but Schar has easily been the most consistent and often the best of the back 5, especially recently.

Yes, I have a high tolerance for joy

Guthrie as well. I would have thought there's another one or two since then that I've forgotten about.