Kid Icarus

We've played Man City at home, and Liverpool, Man United, and Brighton away. Despite that, we have an almost 50% clean sheet record of 5 in 11 Not only that, but we're also wondering if Matt Targett's going to get a game, pretty unbelievable like.

Forest 0 - 2 Liverpool Everton 0 - 0 Palace Man City 4 - 0 Brighton Cheslea 2 - 1 Man United Villa 0 - 1 Brentford Leeds 2 - 1 Fulham Southampton 0 - 3 Arsenal Wolves 1 - 1 Leicester Spurs 1 - 0 Newcastle West Ham 2 - 1 Bournemouth

Sounds like Rigatoni Pulis is already boring the life out of Spurs fans with his dull as fuck football.

I mustn't have noticed how good he was. Trippier and Schar were unreal but Botman and Burn were more sloppy in possession

If there's one of the 'big six' we like playing, even away from home, it's Spurs. I'm still just looking for a performance here, any result for us would be huge and unexpected.

An unlikely Villa win tomorrow please ?

No less relevant than your fictional scenario

We've gained points on Chelsea, Spurs, and Brighton, that's how I'm thinking about it.

I need to find Evra's outfit

We're most prolific from the position we all agreed was our weakest

Joelinton also should have won the game for us and both teams should have had pens.

I don't think think those things are that big a deal. He has promise but I don't think he's quite there yet, Fraser's the one to bring in for me. We both agree that Murphy should probably come out though, it's a guttner for the lad but he's just not pushing on.

Aye he's a proper tenacious little rascal. I'd bring him in for Murphy.

He started well, but he wasn't great. Can’t say I thought Anderson was much better mind, I'd be bringing Fraser in.

All the teams look leggy tonight like

Tbf they sort of did, they kept possession and won the ball off us more than most I've seen at SJP this season. They did nothing with it mind and a lot of it is probably down to our underperformance more than anything.

Class tonight along with Schar, completely shut everything down and the two consistent and assured players when everyone else had some scrappy moments. A leader as well, walks straight into the all time XI I've seen.

Longstaff was poor on the ball but towards the end he made up for it a bit with the hard yards. Willock did a lot of good things, as I think he usually does, I just wish he'd been able to get on the ball more.

Very scrappy and loose from us and we looked knackered quite early. Probably our worst performance of the season for me, so well done to the lads for seeing it through. Hopefully we can recoup and get our energy back. Pope 7 Trippier 9 Schar 9 Botman 6 Burn 6 Joelinton 4 Willock 6 Longstaff 5.5 Bruno 6 Almiron 8 Wilson 8 Murphy 5

Howeh Joe!

How's everyone's Prime stream? Mine was fine last night, it's been terrible tonight.

Anthony has been doing that lean in and go down routine for as long as he's been a player, the awful little rat.

A half of 2 halves. Very sloppy then some lovely stuff that could have seen us 3 up. Joelinton, Longstaff, and Murphy all need to up their game in the second half.

We all love Targett, but you can't really argue when we literally have the best defence in the entire league. Can't believe I get to even say that let alone wonder why another defender isn't getting a game.