Kid Icarus

Fuck me that's an unreal save

Just seen the score. Fucking hell

Love how they always present things like that as if doesn't already happen

I'm sure he'll play. Thinking back to my daughter being born, I was only allowed at the hospital for a few hours at a time in the first few days and didn't know what to do with myself.

The Spurs lad on Loaded reckons their results aren't telling the full story and they're not all that good. The main complaint seems to also be that they're really boring to watch.

Aye, that's unbelievably tame.

Michael Oliver's on a bad run at the moment. He was by far and away the best ref not that long ago.

Is it not because the second part of it will have been something like 'you shit scouse bastard' or something?

I thought Wilson was class on Wednesday like. Didn't score but everything else he did was brilliant CF play.

Absolutely no idea what the lads on Gallowgate Shots were smoking last night like. One of them was saying 'there's nothing going on with our attack' and reckons Wilson isn't playing well. Then another predicted a 4-1 Spurs win and they all predicted we'd lose easily. Very weird I thought.

I think people have jumped the gun far too quickly with Lampard now supposedly being better than Gerrard like. Everton's results have been okay so far but that's it and I'd put that down to a couple of solid defensive signings and a competetive midfield. Coady and Tarkowski were good signings, especially Coady. Beyond that though, they create very very little and their wing play especially is non-existent. They've had 1 shot on target in the last 2 matches. 1!

How is Johnny 6th?

Mings actually is the defender people mocked a while ago like. I swear for a while he was a very good defender that had the odd high profile mishap now and again. Now it's again and again.

Mitro's always been a horrible cheat like, hated it when he was here

Wasn't a red and wasn’t a pen like

Gutted that Villa will probably be better than this when we play them

Truss has gone

We've played Man City at home, and Liverpool, Man United, and Brighton away. Despite that, we have an almost 50% clean sheet record of 5 in 11 Not only that, but we're also wondering if Matt Targett's going to get a game, pretty unbelievable like.

Forest 0 - 2 Liverpool Everton 0 - 0 Palace Man City 4 - 0 Brighton Cheslea 2 - 1 Man United Villa 0 - 1 Brentford Leeds 2 - 1 Fulham Southampton 0 - 3 Arsenal Wolves 1 - 1 Leicester Spurs 1 - 0 Newcastle West Ham 2 - 1 Bournemouth

Sounds like Rigatoni Pulis is already boring the life out of Spurs fans with his dull as fuck football.

I mustn't have noticed how good he was. Trippier and Schar were unreal but Botman and Burn were more sloppy in possession

If there's one of the 'big six' we like playing, even away from home, it's Spurs. I'm still just looking for a performance here, any result for us would be huge and unexpected.

An unlikely Villa win tomorrow please ?

No less relevant than your fictional scenario