Kid Icarus

Wish we'd do more stuff like that, would be absolutely class!

Saka and Emile Smith-Rowe to Rockin' all over the World Kai Havertz to Heaven is a Place on Earth

Arsenal and Chelsea have been coming up with the smash hits recently I think

Edwards, but only because that's how shit Bailey is.

We must be the most unoriginal fans when it comes to songs like, we're shite The Coloccini song was probably the last good song we had for a player as well.

Tielemans has definitely looked off the boil to me, but if that's the only risk I'd go for it. The potential if he hits form again is huge. Maddison had a similar poor run of form then came back strong and everyone was well up for signing him. Tielemans has a higher potential ceiling and he's available for £25m If he wants to come, which I'd expect is the biggest hurdle, it's a no-brainer.

It was raved about because it exemplified what we were about at the time under Rafa: nowhere near good enough thanks to Ashley, but completely committed to the cause in spite of that, with a never say die attitude.

All with Smiling Faces and Loaded Mags, but both massively depend on who's on. AWSF is good when it's Dekka, Chris and Mark. Less good when Bestie's on sidetracking things by talking about random bollocks. Loaded Mags' match previews with opposition fans are good and less good when they have ITK dafties on. Personally find the ones that put out loads of content to be quite poor.

Richarlison's an unlikeable, play-acting cunt that's why. Carragher's dislike for him isn't exactly unique to him, Richarlison's a good player but he's thoroughly unlikeable if you're trying to enjoy a match or an opposition fan and don't really buy into the whole 'shithousery is good actually' viewpoint.

'dont judge him on one game unless it supports my argument'

Still not over how that first tweet about the Isak deal was that we'd agreed a fee and had basically signed him.

Nah, you're talking absolute shite. Dendonker can't be any good because Everton are after him. You: don't be so ridiculous Also you: if Zaha is so good why is he only at Crystal Palace? Absolutely clutching at straws with daft irrelevant arguments when his goals and assists tell you all you need to know about how good he is.

About as daft a metric to judge a player on as the 'if Everton are after him he can't be any good' point that you rightly derided earlier today.

I know he has a fan club on here, but he's genuinely been a total waste of time every time I've seen him play for Chelsea. Always getting tackled, outmuscled, and missing sitters. If I knew nothing about his time at Dortmund I'd be pretty confident in saying he's shit.

Hahaha unlucky Chelsea. Looks like the famous Tuchel honeymoon period could be over

Southampton's pitch looks like it hasn't been changed from last season, it's a proper state.

Zaha's class, get it up ye

I have Rodrygo and Dunk. I'm having a great time

Fifa has done him dirty this year. 75 rated, absolute joke

Everton's goal coming from the most basic passing move imaginable, with a couple of lucky breaks along the way. Everton look a harder nut to crack, but they're still awful to watch.

hahaha maybe it's for our best player hahaha

I feel like it's happened maybe 5 or 6 times now that the model to emulate™️ club that everyone lauds suddenly finds itself unstuck and in crisis either on the field or off it. My money would be on Brighton next, just purely going on that pattern.

Being linked with Rosens feels like a year ago now

Willock just seems like that sort of quiet personality and it massively endears me to him tbh, he seems like such a nice kid. Would love for him to get a flag to give him a bit of a boost like ASM did last season.

What we watching then? I feel like Leeds Everton has the most potential to be a barnstormer.