Kid Icarus

Unlike Crystal Palace to not get the result I want

That's so immature and irrelevant and says more about you than it does about DCL. Anyways, here's why all bald men should be put in concentration camps /ManDoon

Shocking lack of respect for Escape to Victory tbh

Could have easily been 3 reds in this

I feel like foul throws are so common now that I can't really tell when one is or not anymore, or if I ever did

Happens to the best of us

Argh, thought that was in

Ah right did ye aye

Football's awful in so many ways these days, but you have to love the absolute chaos, unpredictability, and drama of it all. So far that's stayed relatively sacred

There's a sliding doors timeline where Andre Gomes took his time recovering after having his leg smashed to bits and didn't emerge 6 weeks later with all the conviction of a hangover fart.

That was absolutely hilarious

Gordon's twisted glass jaw is just inviting punches like

Leeds going down is like being told one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard but 20 years later and it's lost its impact. Everton going down would be like when Cartman answers the door to the people who have arses for faces.

Genuinely think he's the worst starting player in the league. Built an entire career almost entirely on blatantly inviting and faking fouls and whinging about it while being a dirty prick himself with more or less no technique. Mad that he wins any free kicks at this point.

Cry for me Frankie

His back heel against Southampton imo

Don't know anything about that Graeme Bailey/90 mins aside from them being consistently wrong about everything Newcastle did in January.

There are definitely more instances of it as well. I distinctly remember him at the end of the Entertainers video waving to the crowd in an asics sweatshirt

Found it. He didn't really dig him out tbf. It was after a mistake against Liverpool. "I’m not going to put my arm around him. He wants to play at the highest level, he wants to play for Manchester United, he wants to play for England. He’s got to do a bit better, he’s got to concentrate a bit more.

I remember his shot stopping being pretty impressive, if maybe a bit show-ey? Did he then have a bit of a dip in form? I seem to remember Wilder digging him out. Was he good with his feet as well? I don't remember that side of things. Presumably he's not as good with his feet as Allison and Ederson?

Mings makes mistakes, but saying he's no better than Lascelles is crazy talk like.

I feel like Howe's very good at spotting good centre backs, but Mings seems far too error-prone despite having talent.

Boring and obvious, but Targett. Would be very happy with that.

I'm not sure like, it seemed a pretty fair stereotype to me when what British fans had done in Bruges and in Palermo was described to me by locals like. We might be better than we were and domestic hooliganism abroad may be worse but there's been a specific problem when our lot abroad. Wouldn't disagree with you on the police though, we've seen the heights their hooligan stereotype excuse has reached over the years and I'd still bet on them behaving disproportionately if the hooligan stereotype didn't exist.

British, particularly English football fans abroad are stereotyped as hooligans for a reason like. It doesn't mean every case is the same or that it won't eventually be a baseless stereotype, but at the moment it's not unfortunately.