Kid Icarus

Jesus Christ, is Darlow even a goalkeeper?

Ronaldjo

Ronaldinjo

We had 6 players in their box there.

Darlow's fucking shit like

That centre midfield will be interesting surprised it's 343, and that Clark, and Murphy are in there. Expected 4411 and for Hayden, Manquillo, and Fraser to be starting

You never know, it might be a blessing in disguise

You've just got to laugh like, just such a relentlessly ridiculous football club.

Oh Lee we hardly knew yee

I've said this before, but if you watch the Man United 5-0 back, he's comfortably MOTM imo. Totally deserved to score that chance he had after Ginola skips past Neville.

Batty was definitely much better than Tiote, yeah, and for much longer.

It's a shame that so much of it's unwatchable because of the connection problems they have.

Shearer obviously Woodgate Batty

Still bitter that 'Toon toon toon everybody say wey aye (wey aye)' to The Outhere Brothers didn't work when I tried it as a kid, but here's a 5 minute job. Probably a bit too sensual and cringe tbh, could use some workshopping. Can you hear me calling out your name, Came from Bournemouth and came to save the day. You can keep your Conte Take your Klopp Eddie's mags are goin right to the top Oh I, I wanna be with you Eddie Howe Oh I, I wanna be with you Eddie Howe (I wanna be with you Eddie Howe)

Dubravka Beye Lejeune Coloccini Jose Enrique Tiote Cabaye Ritchie Ben Arfa Carroll Remy Not necessarily the best, Ba should be there instead of Carroll, but definitely my favourite

Very similar to a rough design I did when we were coming up with those alternative Newcastle tops a few years back. I love that. I do think the crest could do with an update tbh, but more towards something subtle like this.

Big fan of the flamboyance of the city crest and also just think it looks the best, so definitely that one for me.

So many passes that you wince at for being dodgy/risky that just comfortably get to another England player

Robbed of 2 goals as well

Dixon: "looks like double figures is on" Matterface: "Well the fans want 10!!

VAR has become 'change the decision', fucking shite.

I wonder if they'd still waste their time on Wraith if they knew that the majority of Newcastle fans would join in taking the piss out of him and are probably more embarrassed about being associated with him than they are being associated with MBS.

Jack Grealish's kink is getting fouled

Lovely stuff, I feel like they're a rarity these days. Remember Gavin Peacock scoring a similar one in 92/93, Mark Hughes proper loved them as well.

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