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Did the Sun's report this morning start with "NEWCASTLE'S £300million takeover is done" or has that just been added..?

please don't ruin the thread's (possible) glorious (possible) culmination with a Government Response To Coronavirus subtext

Aye, but they haven't chosen to do it thus far (for a good few days anyway) so I'm taking it as another sign of progress

Was waiting for Sky Sports and the BBC

Is it still mid May now? Is RS the winner?

were-going-right-track-cans top quality URL'ing

thought it might, hoped you were reading

Is that what it is in Irish? Scottish Gaelic is Mc / Mac / Mhic

was my first thought also (@ jackie)

BUT THAT MIGHT MEAN IT'S JUST THAT THE PL HAVEN'T SENT THE EMAIL YET

absolutely true

As I said a few weeks ago, being everybody's second-favourite perennial strugglers has done nothing for me these past 15 years. I'm quite content with being lambasted as scum, I can live without football fwiends

Where's Sean Penn with the regular dose of restraint??

I feel like everything except the athletic gets posted verbatim like

It appears we'll already know it by then though, since tomorrow is totally the day (or so I hear)

A great read, that Athletic piece. I even felt a bit sad for them (know plenty of sound fans) but I found myself thinking that the graph of league positions would make a great t shirt that championship season freefall

If it doesn't happen today, it won't happen THEY'VE HAD LONG ENOUGH

I'll take those odds

It's The Dentist. No, sorry, he's Football Incisor. You should get a plaque for that. Just for filling us in? Nice of him to share his wisdom with us. Announcement tomorrow. 2:30

It's a brave post in more ways than one, since we know what will come of you making a post about aeroplanes Before it does, though: was it on flight radar?

Literally the only person to get anything wrong in the thread. You should be ashamed of yourself