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We deserve fuck all from this, but fucking come on lads

Aye, I saw Amber Stobbs heading in. Was nice to see a few recognised her

I was talking about this to a lad at work. Seems a bit weird to purposefully go into the playoffs on the back of no form or consistency but hey, I'm sure they know what they're doing

I wonder if folk in Bradford and Wakefield go on the same way about Leeds. Have never known anything like it, the way a clearly lesser area - still big and important but, evidently to absolutely everybody, indisputably less so - harps on and on about being equally worthy of note. It's so fucking weird

Finally 5, Isak

Fucking hell, 4

3 Barnes

2, Barnes

VAR is ultrawank like. It's fucking shit. Does anybody approve of its tedious fucking meddling?

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Murphy 1-0

Aye, such a natural finisher. Soon as Gordon was sent off I started hoping this lad would take the chance that now had to come and he's been fucking great.

Is a contribewter in this context somebody who helps pay for the site or someone who writes for it?

On the Durham Heritage Coast today for an end of season spectacular Horden Vs Alnwick. Black and white stripes all over Horden and Black'aaaal which have obviously both fallen

"right near" my granny would have said that, before going on to describe it as "muckle good". Is "right" for "very" a thing now? I've seen it used it America but I don't think I've seen or heard it in this country since about 1983 and even then it was just old dears in Hadston and Ashington Might be an American news story of course, or one from 1983 although I don't think the whole of Whitburn would have set you back £328k in 1983

Just checked on wikipedia, turns out there's no massive asterisk next to the result after all. Maybe it only appears on the page if you go through wikipeydier instead

the prospect doesn't stir me, I have to be honest But that's ok, because we're going to get CL again

Oh hang on, they're in the proper competition? That's a shame, I was sure they were in that third tier Eurovision Football Contest one

That's the real risk for them. Handsomely beat FC Fuckensplickle in Moldova and Young Boys Benidorm on the way to a tight 2-1 win over Electrical Plant Dmistsk in the final and they might be obliged to stick with him for at least a few years longer

Was down there before at the cash point opposite Gallowgate, where the little Tesco is. Sounded like a parpy little orchestra of trumpets and vuvuzelas tuning up I'm in Stockton now so I'm not sure how it developed but there was already a canny buzz at about half one

Horden still have to play the mighty Alnwick Town so who knows Had a hell of a season all things considered. A fair bit of the team are the same lads that were playing Northern Alliance last season, they've been great.

Back end of last season as they were closing in on the promotion it was up to regular 7k - 10k, I've only been once this year so not sure how it held up. Was absolutely rammed for the last game of the season that me and stifler watched from the stand.

Not that They were beating all but the top two in the National League at Kingston Park

You might be right, I watched them a couple of times early this season so might be conflating the two

Was always impressed with Hayles last season like, I think she's great. Brilliant finish to put it near post and wrongfoot the keeper. Sheareresque