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I was only listening to the game, still haven't seen it

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Osula 2-1 fucking hell

I feel like some of it was maybe more snide than that but aye, that counts as part of working against us from all angles

bang on, we were kept well and truly in our box the whole window. I try to keep paranoia at bay but I thought at the time that it was big clubs manipulating agents and deliberately working against us from every possible angle, and still think it now, and can't see it being significantly different this summer

beeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWW

fucking hell 2-3, what is gan on man

Murphy 2-2

Finally made it to Tow Law. Everything I expected it to be, great old Northern League ground

There are not words for how much I want to see these lot put in an inept and hapless performance this weekend, get turned over seven or eight nowt, and for the dread to start settling in for real With apologies to leffe obviously but I can't help it

I reckon Turnbull is like me experiencing matches through the miracle of radio. You lot are always way behind the action even when you're paying to watch it

I haven't seen it but I would have made a better job of it

Aye, pretty sure that's how it's spelled in that context. Understandably nobody uses it any more and finds another way to say it instead

The lad with the bugle went to the monitor but he decided that his original call of no foul was the right one. I think I got that same tackle from just to the right of this photographer Your intrepid correspondent trudging across the pitch camera in hand here, hint of Broncos shirt on display just for @cubaricho

Great day as ever. Bloody cold this year though

Textbook conditions for Shrove Tuesday football at Alnwick today

Very positive about the appointment on The Fighting Cock

Frank to save Forest, West Ham to put a run together, Spurs to go down is the only acceptable outcome for me here

'til the end (of September)

Yeah they were last time I watched Berwick

Yeah probably, or Marmite or some other edgy fuckers who make a virtue of a lot of people hating the product

That's a great shout although I'm not sure who would want to associate themselves with shit that's ruining the game and pretty much everybody hates, but somebody will

Absolutely bizarre that it's measured by a part of the body you can score with in any circumstance other than actually scoring. I could just about see an argument for "his forehead was offside" if the ball was played to his forehead and he scored with that touch, but a forehead being offside at the start of a run is ludicrously arbitrary decision making