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Ref is a Geordie according to five live

I wish John Murray on Five Live would stop putting a random N in "Guimaraes". Just call him Bruno rather than having to constantly say "Guimarynch" I proper love John Murray but he just can't do this

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Miggy getting under KMs skin here keep it up kidda

You don't get to be The Best Player In The World just leathering stuff like Joelinton He can keep it up for me, the fancy dan wanker

It's nearly the same dream every time I'm right back so on my theoretically better foot and all the play is on the other wing, I'm in acres but well behind the play. The ball starts coming back and whoever is left centre half sees me and punts it high to me. I think, "ah, here man, at least play it along the bottom" not that it would make the first bit of difference, then I think "just bring it down and get rid of it, you'll be ok" then my first touch is like a bag of hammers and everybody goes quiet it's awful

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Was always absolute dogshit. Still occasionally have terrible dreams about playing for Newcastle and dreading the ball coming to me, then being completely unable to do anything useful when it happens SJP just goes silent

Might be a spectacular can of worms, this one

I think they look really promising as a team. Not sure who played today but the back line always looks solid, Elysia Boddy and Kacie Elson in particular are great in midfield, and most of the forwards looked menacing last time out. Would love to see them start doing well and climbing the leagues with the way the women's game is taking off now.

Just the nine scored in the end then.

Doesn't look like it. I think they only have the setup they need at Kingston Park, can't imagine many grounds at that level have comparable facilities

Going for another cricket score this afternoon I see

I meant on a more permanent basis. It's harder being a supporter with expectations. Was a piece of piss when they were just my local team but had nothing going for them

I do sometimes wish we were still shit like

Fucking rats cocks

Love John Anderson commentary like. Boornmouth have plenty of the ball but they're not really hoourtin's. I'll proper miss him when he quits

Probably easier to do a Who's Fit list in all honesty

Aye. They sting you for parking there and buying drinks there but the game is £5

Funny thing, I never thought there was anything strange about a woman wearing a Shearer 9 top but it looks proper weird and creepy a bloke wearing Galloway 18. It's not obviously, and she's really good, it just feels very different somehow

Scrappy second half but been a good game, well worth the fiver like

To go with fireworks and stuff. Don't think it's a regular occurrence