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I don't know, I could do without us artificially shoehorning in the Geordie nation like. I don't think for one second Eddie will be putting Longstaff in the team purely because he's likely to be Up For It, but if our winning formula is still a winning formula in a month then I can live with few or no local boys anywhere near the team in all honesty

Yeah, I didn't think they would do it. Out of sorts today and uncharacteristically angry faces all over the pitch. Well played lasses

Can no longer move my fingers to give updates I forgot how cold football gets sometimes

Referee also absolutely adoring the smell of his own farts

They're all fucked off with each other today, throwing their arms up at their team mates every 20 seconds. Should be ahead by now but it's not dropping for them

Will literally be portrayed as a battle of good vs evil on wearyside

I'm firmly on team Ahhh Fuck like

Sorry, I meant not so much the individual player as the fact that we signed full backs rather than more attacking players

I feel like the problem was the player for some, mind

Relatively recently as well. Wasting money on full backs

One of the reasons I'm enjoying going to watch Alnwick and NUFC women is the sheer pleasure of just having to look for the linesman to see if you can celebrate a goal or not. Honestly fucking hate what VAR has done even before tonight's travesty

we just keep not killing them though

Honestly would rather go out altogether than drop to the second tier tourney and just have the same thing happen against Liverpool like

Aye, exactly that cf literally nobody thinks it was a penalty except the people who were in charge of deciding whether it was a penalty or not

Those monkeys will always be there fucking it up though. Might as well just let the match officials fuck it up. VAR has ruined things completely imo

All the same I reckon we'll do AC and Dortmund will do PSG like

Shouldn't even have still been playing

ah man, fuck

Was much easier being fucking dross like

8 minutes

I reckon our songbook has PSGs beat mind

na na hey hey fuck off

Ref is a Geordie according to five live

I wish John Murray on Five Live would stop putting a random N in "Guimaraes". Just call him Bruno rather than having to constantly say "Guimarynch" I proper love John Murray but he just can't do this