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Never offside

On reflection just keep on with the long range shots Another lovely hit that

Women against girls this

Maybe not give over with the long range

Need to give ower with the long range shots, these lot can be passed through with ease

I was right behind it but it looked like she was literally on the line, don't know how she did it

Classic easier to score than miss there

These lot are woeful like but the lasses are doing great

And two

Great goal after a nervy start, really took it well

Fucking announcer talking over the end of Local Hero man What's wrong with these folk

They say it's being streamed every time and it doesn't happen. Watching the cameras get set up again at the minute so we'll see.

Armistice Day in Newcastle

Somebody on Radio Newcastle sniggering at hopeless out of tune bugle playing Last Post

Man U a shambling fucking disgrace on a slow spiral down to mediocrity They might as well appoint Souness next You love to see it

Just give them a fucking bye and give the fans their money back Jesus

Would have knocked Tino's confidence and fans' faith in him. We were never getting a third with or without that switch. Howe has enough about him to see that knackered or cautioned or not the FBs could see the game out. Literally the only positive to making the switch would be to stop people saying 'he should have made the switch' and I don't think Eddie is too stressed about what we think

Exactly this

Not sure what else anybody expected like, given that every other cunt is deed or suspended

Baals

There's always some poor fucker has to go to the pictures instead of the game

Black and white shirts all over in Kings Cross, never seen this before

Secretly one of my absolute favourites ever, this lad. Brilliant.

Didn't play like that earlier, definitely a footballing team

Been decent. They're goosed now but played well generally. I'll come back like, worth a fiver.