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delighted for the useless-for-us lad

high quality officiating

20k a day, direct from Saudi marra

Aye, same

Aye. Far from alone in that tonight but one of the few I'd be comfortable with an obvious replacement

We'd been canny fucking shit like, tbf

Aye. Been pretty much fucking hopeless like, nothing coming off and nothing coming together.

Possibly as good as being at Wembley tbh, in its own way definitely better place to be if they lose Increasingly thinking I'll just be wandering around town all day just taking shit in

Won't be able to see the sun for the stands, and towards the summer it'll be way overhead. It's only an issue in stadiums with gaps between stands I guess. You'd have to use a lens that was so wide it would be useless for sports coverage for the sun to be an issue if you're pointing at the Millburn from the East Stand. Might be a problem if you're an estate agent trying to get architectural shots to sell the place

I don't know how they do it. Are people just literally hoying their rubbish on the pitch or something?

I only know one person who does this, but to be fair to her she generally is talking at you and treating you like a minion

@Northerngimp Honestly, it's inspired man would be a shame for the hot dog lad who's there now but maybe he can do oysters or something

What is it at the minute? Private residences? Posh student places? Never see a fucking soul going in or out

It's fucking genius tbh

No, but I'm not sure the East Stand has got the other infrastructure to support high paying guests that aren't particularly arsed about football, unfortunately. I've thought for years it'd be better if we could find a way to get them all in there but I'm not sure there is

Would slot in a "during demolition, discover major structural weaknesses under Leazes Terrace which will directly threaten the stability of the Civic Centre, Quayside Courts and Tyne Bridge"

All the rest of the bits that the dignitaries are actually there for will still be on the opposite side, alas

Shame they can't really convert the East Stand to the director's box and associated luminary seats, who'll be nice and close, and just let the other three gigantic stands make all the noise

I'll be around town on the day, definitely

Cannot get my head around these weird They've Breathed In Terrible Stuff posts like. Everybody knows that it's not super healthy to breathe in collapsed buildings ffs, but on the balance of probabilities probably just about better to get them out if you can

I wonder if he'll send out concealed messages to the fans about how it's going via the medium of photos of bread

We laugh at the mackems for Taking Over places because it makes them look like the small time provincials that they absolutely are

Mike incoming?? Christ if only those arcades were still at the Haymarket for a bit of Street Fighter II

Told not to do it again, I should imagine