Miggys First Goal

Aye, he can fuck off.

Six keepers on the books. Three on the subs bench each game next season.

They’re here forever.

It's Liverpool. Everyone knows that you bow down and submit to their every demand without causing any trouble. They are the kings. Everyone else is nothing but their subjects. Cunts.

Broke the Tonali and Isak transfers, didn’t he?

Get them K-pop concerts at the new stadium. Money will start rolling in.

That South Korean commercial revenue.

So PIF sent a proposal to a player at a PIF owned club?

Need to move the WC to the winter.

Just felt like it lasted the entire window.

But this is the same Newcastle who spent an entire window chasing Guehi, so… who knows how this is going to play out.

Imminent.

At least we’re making moves.

See his missus driving around all the time in Gosforth.

All in on this transfer. Going to be fuming if it doesn’t come off now.

This is like when those photos came out of the England camp when Gordon was pictured with Maddison and every fucker was certain Maddison was coming here.

Fucking hell. Just buy Hamza Choudhury to at least get a signing.

Why are we so fucking slow at doing things? If decisions can only be made after a carrier pigeon has flown all the way to Saudi and then has to fly back again with the result then it’s time to have someone permanently based in Newcastle who can actually make a yes/no choice.

Bring her home.

So Friday 3pm?

Lad at work thinks they’re going to easily win their first three games and will top of the league. God, I hope West Ham literally hammer them and bring them crashing back down to Earth.

Half day implies he actually does work which, as we all know, is a lie.

Aye, middle of June and…

Newcastle’s transfer business…