Miggys First Goal

I’m bored now like. Honestly feels like whatever player we get linked with eventually ends up going to another club. Going to be another window of signing nobody. Eddie going to have to perform miracles. Bedwetting over.

Can we put a ban on Hope as a news source. Bloke is Mr. Negativity when it comes to us. Everything is bad when he writes about NUFC.

Would anyone want Newcastle participating in this? Say you get to the final, there’s like a four week break until the season starts. Where’s the rest for the players.

It’s fucking shite. Can’t see it lasting beyond this tournament.

Opening Game: Tottenham (A) Boxing Day: Man Utd (H) Last Game: Brentford (A)

Had completely forgot about that. I don’t want to hear any more complaints about too many games being played.

Why are we even playing these shite international friendlies? Season’s fucking over. Let the players go on holiday.

Dixon will lose his shit here if she disallows it.

Going to be demanding for Eddie to take over soon.

Don’t worry, @Alan Pardew, I’ve grown to like you since you left us

Did I not hear Leeds were interested in Pope? Sure I saw that on SSN last night.

Going to be announced alongside Callum’s new three year deal.

Delaney is a cunt. End of.

It’s coming home, it’s coming home, it’s coming…

Like... are we actually skint? Is that why we're doing this?

Eddie, howay man, let him go.

Should just give him a bump in salary, change his job title to Head of Football Operations and let him loose.

So we love FIFA now?

Goodbye transfer war chest.

Are they contributing the $1BN prize money?

This kid will never play a game for us and then we’ll sell him to Forest three years from now so we don’t get fined for breaching PSR.

Those knackers will pay it, too.

Simeone about to get one whiff of SJP and be like “Ayyyyyye…”