Miggys First Goal

Ask Forest if they’d be willing to sell us Chris Wood.

Liverpool making that Coutinho money go far.

Hammond is Manure in this trio.

Manure going for the participation trophy.

When he signs for them, and when we play them, and if he starts, please allow Joelinton to cut this cunt in half.

Anyway, decided after the Hugo drama I’m no longer getting sucked in to transfer news. Until somebody is getting a medical, I’m out. Not good for the old mental health.

Gone from hating Chelsea to admiring their don’t give a flying fuck attitude towards transfers. Cajones the size of melons.

Ah fuck off.

Should have gone for him from the start. At least we haven’t been dicked around by him and his agent before.

He might have the season of his career coming up. 30+ goals. Suddenly becomes a £170m player.

Let’s just go for Kane instead.

Alreet, James. You’re still top shagger, even though it might feel like everyone has forgotten about you.

Manure don’t have a pot to piss in.

Is that all they do these days? Check in on players. Might buy you, might not. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

More than €100m? He’s all yours, Scousers.

Ornstein can get in the sea like. Absolutely plummeted down the list of respected journos.

Vardy and DCL. We're going to moneyball it.

Ekitike is waiting for @LFC Newcastle isn't his priority. Since the end of last season, Liverpool has been his preferred option. He himself would even stay until winter if nothing suitable comes along. #SGE

Nah, the entitlement among Liverpool fans is off the charts.

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Manager at work thinks we should just blow PSR out of the water and buy whoever we want to buy, and deal with the ramifications later. How he made manager is anybody’s guess.

Chelsea get Hugo. We keep Isak. Liverpool fucked.

If we don’t get him, and I still think we will, who might be next on the list?

Time to bring in the big guns. Get Keegan to sit this lad down and give him a talk about the Dream of the Toon.