Miggys First Goal

Eh? What’s going on?

I, for one, can’t wait to see Southgate manage Man Utd.

Gordon desperate to score

Are Foden’s fingers permanently broken?

Exactly. It’s like a… by the Sky Super Six.

Just charge every club outside the “Sky Super Six” and be done with it.

Lad at work is convinced this is all Eddie’s fault, that Eddie should fall on his sword, and that Jose should be brought in to replace him. Mentalist.

Who’s next on the list?

No doubt when Yassir does his end of season departmental reviews, heads will roll in the medical department.

I’ll take 8th next season right this second.

Always seems very respectful of us when he’s a pundit. Unlike that tosser Souness. I’m sure I’m in the minority of one here.

I’ve actually grown to like Pardew since he stopped managing us.

‘kin hell. Going to have to close my Marriott account now.

Quidds in?

I for one can’t wait for his bread making updates.

I have to admit, this isn’t how I saw things playing out back in October 2021.

Are we getting a canny payment for this game?

Game’s dead.

Never felt so dirty wanting Man Utd to win like.

Jurgen Klopp’s farewell tour. Dixon, knock him out will you.

Oooof.

Have they started referring to FFP as PSR since it’s not fair in the slightest.

Jacob Murphy would have scored that.

How’s he missing that.

Lee Dixon just threatened to knock out Matterface.