Miggys First Goal

Coming up to 10 months since Eales announced he was stepping down. Surely it doesn’t take that long to find a replacement?

Love our Saudi overlords funding Chelsea’s next three signings.

Fuck off is that a pen.

You know what we need? Another signing. Announce Scalvini!

PNE vs Liverpool on ITV for anybody looking for a football fix.

We should do it anyway. Fuck ‘em.

Longstaff scored? Never leaving.

Elanga Ekitike Gallagher Scalvini Trafford

And Longstaff is at least £20m

Anybody who ever had ambitions of being a matchday mascot, now’s your chance. https://careers.newcastleunited.com/job/matchday-mascot

That lass that was sat next to him in the car from the airport is the same lass that’s always in the dressing room photos. Some kind of player liaison role? Canny job like.

Murphy is a good ‘un. Eddie will take care of him.

Back page of the Chronicle linking us with Rudoni from Coventry.

Aye, convinced myself it needs to happen now. Going to be devastated if it doesn’t.

He’s a fucking unit.

Just get him signed. Be nice to have squad depth and not have to rely on Longstaff.

He’s a tall fucker ain’t he.

Eddie’s Mags: Kings of Tappers

Nowt showing for the return journey YET. Will have to check again in the morning.

So £9m difference now.

Aye, we’re getting done for tapping up.

“And then all the old farts in the East Stand booed us when we did that dance against Sunderland”

Probably skived off school to record that video.

More dammit. MORE!