Miggys First Goal

He can Isak's house since he won't be needing it soon.

Why are we even doing that for them? It'll have been well over a month since the tragedy. They'll have had a home game before that where they can do their own minute silence. They expecting every club to do that for them? Probably are because it's Liverpool.

Scousers here in hiding?

Nah, I remember some of his attempts last season were way off the fucking mark

HE CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING!

Bruno, the house behind me is up for rent. Available now. Nice size garden.

Eales hired Mitchell. Mitchell told Isak he wasn't getting a pay rise. Isak wants to move.

Can't see that in IG like.

Oh well

Ornstein…

Today of all days you decide to tell us that Bruno wants to move

Chelsea and their cheat code again. Oh no, it’s actually partly PiF money from the CWC.

This is like Trump and Zelensky in the Oval Office. Somebody tell him he doesn’t hold the cards. We hold all the cards. 3 years, Isak. If anybody wants to sign him - cash upfront, in full. No structured payments. No instalments. Can’t meet those demands, no deal, bitches.

DCL & Vardy. We’re so back.

Never got the feeling that we got under his skin and made him a believer, not like we have with the likes of Bruno and Big Joe. Feels like they’re fully on board. Isak was just here as a step in his career.

Trying to shop at Waitrose with a fake Amex when we can only afford to shop at Asda with pennies.

We don’t need to wait. They don’t know what they’re doing.

We can only work on one transfer at a time. We’re currently courting Wissa. We can’t even begin to think about signing any other players yet.

And let’s not forget, PIF basically funded that Club World Cup in a roundabout way, giving Chelsea a canny wedge in the process.

Get Vinny Mac on the phone.

Let the Mackems take our place.

What?

Can we drop out of this so we don’t embarrass ourselves?

What is this cunts job and why is he so shit at it?

They’re slow at doing everything. Feels like they’re asleep at the wheel. Are they under the impression that just because Eddie performed miracles before he can do it again?