Miggys First Goal

£2m? Tell the old cunt where to shove his money and tell that cunt on gardening leave that he’s staying on gardening leave until the end of 2025.

Out of the current crop of PL managers, where does wor Eddie rank in most likeable stakes? Got to be near the top, right?

£15m and can’t start until 2026, right?

Fuck this cunt. Fuck his club. Wants everything for free. Sporting director. New stadium. Fuck off you homeless looking nonce.

Might as well just play the final in Manchester.

Haha. What a cunt.

Fuck right off.

Never celebrated a goal more in my life.

Hate these cunts.

Absolutely shocking. They need to get some rich owners and build a new ground.

Operation Goodison Exercise. The fuck is that?

Just spotted Nobby (minus trumpet) stocking up on the Corona in Morrisons.

Hope he made a mistake and cut his grass right after it rained, cut it on the lowest setting and completley ruined it. Cunt.

Hey, Jurgen, fuck your story. And off is the direction you can fuck.

Aye, boils my piss when they talk of “the north” and they’re actually talking about Manchester and Liverpool. Like get fucked.

Fucking hell, option C all day long. Why is this even a discussion? Start fucking building now.

Just relegate these cunts.

Good Lord.

Has Dyche got a constant runny nose? Every fucking time the camera is on him he’s using the back of his hand to wipe it. Fucking disgusting.

England’s number one. Fuck off man.

That stat about goals scored after the 90th minute tells you everything you need to know.

I mean her analysis, not your post.

Joey Barton will love this.

Wrexham with back-to-back promotions is canny like.

Are we Tottenham’s bogey team now?