Miggys First Goal

Suds, you found any decent cunts we can afford yet?

Well… this is certainly not how I saw the summer transfer window panning out.

Come back, Cal.

I mean a £400m SJP naming rights deal wouldn’t go amiss like.

Nah. Bloke probably won’t score in his first five games. Liverpool fans will start getting twitchy by the time they play Palace.

You were never their first choice, Hugo. Just remember that when you might think about kissing the badge when you score your first goal.

Are we back?

Anyway, I think this one gets done. Tuesday today, so medical possibly Friday. Slow coaches in the media team dragging their feet with interviews and content. Announced a week from today.

Canny goal. Get her signed.

Helicopter from Leeds just landed at the Newcastle City Heliport. Bamford?

We’ll take that £120m, Liverpool. Thank you very much.

Maybe I just don’t understand how transfers work, but didn’t Forest bid £25m and get rejected? So why would we go in with the same offer knowing full well it’d get knocked back.

This has to be a wind up surely. Only wants Sunderland. Said no one ever.

And the name for Romano is nonce.

Stop fannying around with this one, man. It’s been dragging on for so long.

Eddie, here’s a list of 54 players who you’ve completely overlooked because you’re trying to buy worldies.

Suds first day on the job.

See the Chronicle have butchered his surname, too. Gopaladeik

Full stop in thread title? Who authorised that??? @Mike

Howay, lads, let's get his name right in the title. Sudarshan.

I need an interview where he basically throws Mitchell under the bus.

Atalanta. In Italy.

This kid has a job that most people on here would kill for like

Also, Moneyball is a great fucking movie.