Miggys First Goal

What in the actual fuck.

Howay the lads. Let’s relegate these clowns.

Ha! Keown taking shots on BBC. Dan has the best kept garden in the country with the amount of time he spends in it.

Fuck your story, Klopp.

Also spotted in Flannels apparently

How did that take so long man? Oh aye, it’s Livarpool. Had to try and find a way to make it onside.

I do like a surprise.

OPTION C!

Christ on a bike. And they’ve got the gall to call us thick as fuck.

Can’t believe I’m still witnessing Jack Colback stealing a living.

How much is he on?

I’m gonna be skint.

Listen, right, FUCK that club. Fuck the Glazers. Fuck Jim Boy. Fuck that rat face cunt. They played hardball over Lingard. Now it’s time for a taste of their own medicine. And fuck @Froggy too.

In an age of players wearing colourful boots, seeing a sole player on the pitch wearing black boots is a bit off putting.

You signed the contract, you cunt.

We better fucking batter this lot.

Everton 2

Sheff Utd winning.

They showed the green line for onside and STILL kept looking

Everton 1-0

So glad I’m not watching this.

I hate cheering on Arsenal but here we are.

I hope Ashworth, while tending to his roses, goes off into a daydream about what a terrible mistake he’s made and how Man Utd are acting like a tinpot club, and he’s only brought back to reality by cutting his finger on a thorn.

Does he not understand we hold all the cards here? We want X. Pay us X and he’s all yours.