Miggys First Goal

Tell that cunt Ratcliffe he’s going to need to park 10 Brinks trucks bursting at the seams on Barrack Road if he wants Ashworth.

Ahhhh nah, pal. Fuck off, cunt.

30 point deduction should suffice for tapping up.

Can we not start our summer business now?

Tell them we want £20m for him and he’s on gardening leave for 18 months. Let’s see how serious they really are.

Get Simon Rolfes from Leverkusen.

Wonder how long until he gets the “you don’t know what you’re doing” chants when it comes to Burn.

Da fuck.

Schar crocked.

This fucking ref.

Shut up Hinchcliffe.

Eddie, please go to Specsavers.

Screamed at the TV for Miggy’s hospital pass to Tripps

Come on!

He’s a menace

Really hope football dies like. If this is the future it’s fucking bleak.

Hope Klopp and Arteta face off at FT.

Watching the match on Sky Sports again. He almost gave a penalty away in the opening moments with the same stupid hand on the shoulder pull back.

You might do it at this rate.

Didn’t Burn just waltz straight back into the starting XI when he came back from injury? Must have some dirt on Eddie or something.

Punch me in the fucking face right now. I’m fucking done.

Can just imagine Burn walking into the dressing room before every game, going over to Tino, giving him a hug like the Rock did to Cody last night, and telling him it’s not his time yet.

He fucking runs funny too. Drop him.

You’re going to be disappointed.